gubst

gubst is to describe some one who is sum up in a few words Bossing lit as fuck Savage Beast mode historians once described the word as if JesusCrist him self was soloing the entire roman army while getting head from Kim k

dude that guy is so gubst

by dudethatguyisgettingheadbykimk August 12, 2023

Muff Gust

Noun

An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.

A long time ago a Muff Gust created the Sahara Desert

by Turdy McFisilau November 3, 2011

Guesturbate

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!

My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....

by bartear October 26, 2016

Guest towel get-a-way

When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"

I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.

by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012

Gusta Finna

Literally can mean whatever you want it to mean. Any adjective, noun, adverb, etc.

It was a gusta finna turn of events when he was on his first date with this gusta finna girl and he stepped in a large pile of gusta finna.

by Coopdoggiedog May 25, 2015

Buffer Guest

A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.

I invited Jona over as a buffer guest in case Tim or Josh came over early, because I don't really have a lot in common with them

by violentfemme May 2, 2009

Gunsta

A mashup of words that translates to the phrase "Going to"

"I'm in a sewer, Terry, I'm gunsta talk about the turtles."

by Browcoat101 May 9, 2018