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goatonapole 

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.
A goat is on a pole, hence Goatonapole is not a false philosohpy.
goatonapole by goatonapolist May 1, 2008
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guaton • Guatona • guato • gatonier • Guyton • gaton • gauton • Geaton • Ghatonempifol • goaton
gupton is a name originating from indian name gupta wich was a divine line of lords
OMG its a gupton hes like a lord do whatever he wants
gupton by stphen gupton May 21, 2008

Guaponese 

A different type of lingo spoken by the best.

A G code started by Jose Guapo
SpiNot, Bi-Nack, Gwi-Nop, Qu-Nez, Stri-Nap, Li-Nee The link to the song feat Travis Porter Youtube It !!! Guaponese
Guaponese by Thri-Nee October 13, 2011
Idk... some dude with a big dick
Guyton destroyed my cooter last night.
Guyton by Hogman the Intruder December 24, 2016

Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers

A word that describes a woman’s breasts with the upmost quality. Especially when describing breasts that are the size of basketballs.
Trevor: Mrs. Madrazo has some serious Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers!
Michael: You kidnapped his wife!?
Franklin: Fuck dis shit homie.
A midget athlete who partakes in the sport of dastefergy
That gutton went flying through the car window
Gutton by RagedEA2 November 11, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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