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goatonapole 

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.
A goat is on a pole, hence Goatonapole is not a false philosohpy.

Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers

A word that describes a woman’s breasts with the upmost quality. Especially when describing breasts that are the size of basketballs.
Trevor: Mrs. Madrazo has some serious Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers!
Michael: You kidnapped his wife!?
Franklin: Fuck dis shit homie.

The Guatanamo Lay 

While nailing a girl from behind (either anal or traditional) simply place a black bag, which will not asphyxiate over the head of that person. Once done, you push the person into the bathroom, and dunk her head into the water.
I swear I heard a Taliban war cry from that bitch, so I gave her the Guatanamo Lay!
The Guatanamo Lay by JonDay April 14, 2009
a hoe, and a transexual, with a penis, originally a women, but her pussy stank! so she got a penis and boobs, likes fucking bi girls and gay men, still a hoe
spanish- mira esa guacona, maldita sucia

english- Ew, she is such a guacano, fucking hoe, her dick must stink too!
guaton a large bunch
they had a guaton of apples.
guaton by pedro seguro February 26, 2019