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(Orig. Chilean Spanish) Unattractive obese woman.
Whatever, guatona.
Guatona by a talking cat June 13, 2021
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goatonapole 

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.
A goat is on a pole, hence Goatonapole is not a false philosohpy.
goatonapole by goatonapolist May 1, 2008

Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers

A word that describes a woman’s breasts with the upmost quality. Especially when describing breasts that are the size of basketballs.
Trevor: Mrs. Madrazo has some serious Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers!
Michael: You kidnapped his wife!?
Franklin: Fuck dis shit homie.

The Guatanamo Lay 

While nailing a girl from behind (either anal or traditional) simply place a black bag, which will not asphyxiate over the head of that person. Once done, you push the person into the bathroom, and dunk her head into the water.

I swear I heard a Taliban war cry from that bitch, so I gave her the Guatanamo Lay!
The Guatanamo Lay by JonDay April 14, 2009
a hoe, and a transexual, with a penis, originally a women, but her pussy stank! so she got a penis and boobs, likes fucking bi girls and gay men, still a hoe
spanish- mira esa guacona, maldita sucia

english- Ew, she is such a guacano, fucking hoe, her dick must stink too!
guacona by Bengy Lannera Rodriguez January 1, 2012
guaton a large bunch
they had a guaton of apples.
guaton by pedro seguro February 26, 2019
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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