Guatona

(Orig. Chilean Spanish) Unattractive obese woman.

Whatever, guatona.

by a talking cat June 13, 2021

goatonapole

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.

A goat is on a pole, hence Goatonapole is not a false philosohpy.

by goatonapolist May 1, 2008

Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers

A word that describes a woman’s breasts with the upmost quality. Especially when describing breasts that are the size of basketballs.

Trevor: Mrs. Madrazo has some serious Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers!
Michael: You kidnapped his wife!?
Franklin: Fuck dis shit homie.

by The Epic Sex Man May 5, 2019

The Guatanamo Lay

While nailing a girl from behind (either anal or traditional) simply place a black bag, which will not asphyxiate over the head of that person. Once done, you push the person into the bathroom, and dunk her head into the water.

I swear I heard a Taliban war cry from that bitch, so I gave her the Guatanamo Lay!

by JonDay April 14, 2009

guacona

a hoe, and a transexual, with a penis, originally a women, but her pussy stank! so she got a penis and boobs, likes fucking bi girls and gay men, still a hoe

spanish- mira esa guacona, maldita sucia

english- Ew, she is such a guacano, fucking hoe, her dick must stink too!

by Bengy Lannera Rodriguez January 1, 2012

guaton

guaton a large bunch

they had a guaton of apples.

by pedro seguro February 26, 2019