Geaton

Used for describing 3'4 400 pound people with a 34 bmi.

This guy is such a geaton!

Geaton by geatonuser67 October 28, 2025

goatonapole 

Goatonapole is the philosophy of being that holds that there is a Goat and a Pole and that the Goat is on the Pole. In the relation of Goat and Pole we Goatonapolists find an eternal thread of unfathomable cosmic significance, a point of reference in which all opposites dissolve into a unity of infinite breadth, a universal truth underlying the very fabric of existence. Upon contemplation of the Goat, the Pole, and their relative positions, one cannot help but realize that we've always been talking about Goatonapole. Whether we accept, reject, or live in ignorance of Goatonapole, we are all Goatonapolists.

A goat is on a pole, hence Goatonapole is not a false philosohpy.

goatonapole by goatonapolist May 1, 2008

Geston 

A born leader by nature. A beast, just ask him he will tell you. Nothing is ever Geston's fault, especially when he is running late for raid time. People love to join groups that Geston is running.

Geston - LFM For the Horde!!!

Player1 - OMG GESTON IS DOING A FOR THE HORDE!!! INVITE ME

Player2 - dude dont you have class in an hour? and then work?

Player1 - YEA BUT GESTON IS DOING A FOR THE HORDE!! IM QUITTING SCHOOL AND IM GONNA NO CALL, NO SHOW FOR WORK AND HOPE I DONT GET FIRED!!

Geston by shawnnnnnnnnnnn October 3, 2011

gelatony

the over-consumption of gummy or gelatinous snacks or foods.

Post a visit to the Asian foods warehouse, gelatony ensued as we consumed the following; a package of mochi bon-bons, a 24 oz. bag of Hello Kitty gummies, and a family-sized container of home-made sticky rice balls. Tonight we are making bubble tea with pink boba.

gelatony by Captain_Township December 28, 2010

Getonis 

Normally an albanian boy, which is quite good in maths

Yoo Getonis, help me in maths!

Getonis by milfhunter1 September 7, 2022

GETONIT 

A term used to denote an action of an alcoholic or sexual nature

"YO JIG!!! GETONIT" said the man fapping in the corner. His crimson coloured hand charged with the duty of holding the photo of the georgous blonde close to his face so as to imitate the intimacy needed climax in the public setting.

"Get on what though?" replied the man with bitches clinging to either arm. "Gurlz or dem beers?"

" both bitch" came the muffled reply of the man having his way with himself. a dirty sock now forced into his mouth of his own doing. His balls stuck to the walls.

GETONIT by Zassix April 22, 2011

Gaeton

An awesome person who always works for his goal is popular gets all the girls he wants is very hansom the best at everything never fails is great to be around his friends love him and look up to him he is just awesome

wow man your such a gaeton

Gaeton by coolguy123 December 28, 2007