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Guacamanian: Half Canadian, half Guamanian background who urnes to be master the ninja technique Jikukan Ninjutsu (Time–Space Ninja Techniques) and has a healthy diet of raw red meat and green papaya salads to fuel its rage. Although a rare find because they blend in so well with every generation, they're most commonly spotted in research centers as teachers or Greek restaurants where they feel at home.
Dude! Did you see Guacamanian? It showed its true self for an instance after it served me the best Greek food I've had in my life.
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