guatamadian 

A Guatemalan who lives in Winterpeg Canadia

I have a guatamadian friend.

guatamadian by R32-B14 February 15, 2018

Guatamalan Mustache 

Prior to receiving a blowjob, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. Then when a women places her lips on your penis, it appears as if she has a mustache

I made this chick wear the Guatamalan mustache last night, even though she didn't want to!

Guatamalan Mustache by Rob_0831 December 28, 2008

Guacamanian 

Guacamanian: Half Canadian, half Guamanian background who urnes to be master the ninja technique Jikukan Ninjutsu (Time–Space Ninja Techniques) and has a healthy diet of raw red meat and green papaya salads to fuel its rage. Although a rare find because they blend in so well with every generation, they're most commonly spotted in research centers as teachers or Greek restaurants where they feel at home.

Dude! Did you see Guacamanian? It showed its true self for an instance after it served me the best Greek food I've had in my life.

Guacamanian by UberDude February 25, 2013

Guatamalan zipper 

The gruesome act of gutting a hooker or prostitute with a curved knife usually from the lower stomach or vagina to the chin. Is pacticed mostly in South America and Asia.

Detective 1- We found her body in a ravine. It appears she was guatamalan zippered.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.

Guatamalan zipper by hookah guttah 4 July 3, 2009

Guatamalan Dreidel

The sexual act of dipping your ballsack into hot sauce and then dipping said ballsack into the open mouth of your partner.

Dan was sleeping last night with his mouth open. So we gave him a Guatamalan Dreidel. (Laughter ensues)

Guatamalan Dreidel by poopchute11 January 17, 2011

Guatamalan Face Plant 

(Ejactulatory Nasilpentroduciation)The act of recieving sperm through the nasil cavity. This can cause serious altercations to the human body, and if any of these altercations should occur, please visit your local physician.

Jaquando be sayin -

Bo, last night I be all up at my girls house and I be givin her dat Guatamalan face plant, B, if you be seein' dis shit you be getting all up on dat jelous, dawg.

Shaquivious be sayin -

Mayne, fuck dat shit, B, I wana get all up on dat Guatamalan Face Plant, dat shit be whack bo, I shot my girl, so she ain't got no face.

Guatamalan Face Plant by Shaquavanoctaquandoshawevaq January 30, 2010

guatamalien

A person originating from Guatemala

Is Guatemalean not Guatamalien!!
We are not Aliens!

You dont say Guatamalien, you say Guatemalean!

guatamalien by Carlos G May 22, 2007