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Word in Spanish with two meanings. The first and most used is for describing a woman which jumps from dick to another or sleeps very often with different men, zorra, cerda, puta are synonyms too (slut in english).
The second (literal) is when a woman is kinda dirty, like she don't visit the shower or change clothes very often.
- Yesterday I was very confortable with her and today she has sent me to hell and she's with another dude.
- I know, she's a guarra bro

- Estaba de puta madre con ella ayer y hoy ya me ha mandao a la mierda y esta con otro notas.
- Ya, esque es una guarra tron
guarra by bostez January 18, 2008
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vaya culo guarra 

its when someone has got a rlly nice botty so u say damn bro vaya culo guarra. spanish twitter meme.
-omg ur so pretty!!!
-thanks!!!
-vaya culo guarra
vaya culo guarra by bohomus October 24, 2020

aidan garrard 

Green-loving, plaid-obsessed little turtle duck. Sent from the Gods themselves. A total bb. And a vegan! What a saint!
I love your green, plaid shirt! You're so Aidan Garrard!
aidan garrard by lambs69 April 20, 2018

tard fam guarantee 

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.
Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.
tard fam guarantee by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020

Guarnaschelli 

Guarnaschelli is an Italian last name. They are either a teacher or a chef. They are usually a very fun, sarcastic, bubbly person. But, sometimes they can be simply just weird, in a good or bad way. Overall, they are a wonderful person to know. One nickname for them is Guarn.
Him: OMG! Is that Guarnaschelli?!
Her: YASS! It’s Guarn! Let’s go say Hi.
Guarnaschelli by Steggy April 5, 2021

Ryan Guarantee 

Term used to describe something that is almost guaranteed to happen.

A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee
I give you a Ryan guarantee that I wont drink too much tonight
The dumbest motherfucker in the whole land
the garrad was really dumb and asks "do we write it on paper?''
garrad by garrad's mom April 3, 2018