Guard-dogging 

When you want something to not be found so you shit near or on object to deter someone from finding it.

Yo butter cheeks is guard-dogging the hennesy his mom will never find it!

Guard-dogging by KingOfKrabsfollower69K.O.K. July 20, 2019

guard-dogging 

When you're having a threesome, but you wont let the third guy join in.

Juan was guard-dogging me during yesterday's gangbang.

guard-dogging by Eastin Flamond May 8, 2016

Guard Doging 

When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.

Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.

Guard Doging by Jamy2Fly April 23, 2017

Gaurd Dogging 

Having a three-some, but not letting the other man/woman join.

Mark was totally gaurd dogging me last night with Melanie.

Gaurd Dogging by Gaurddogger May 8, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019