Guard-dogging

When you want something to not be found so you shit near or on object to deter someone from finding it.

Yo butter cheeks is guard-dogging the hennesy his mom will never find it!

Guard-dogging by KingOfKrabsfollower69K.O.K. July 20, 2019

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guard-dogging

When you're having a threesome, but you wont let the third guy join in.

Juan was guard-dogging me during yesterday's gangbang.

guard-dogging by Eastin Flamond May 8, 2016

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Guard Doging

When a person attempts to block off another person from hanging out with people of the opposite sex. Done by a person within a relationship to their mate.

Dude 1: How was the party last night with Sarah?
Dude 2: It was good, until Sarah's boyfriend came out and started guard doging.

Guard Doging by Jamy2Fly April 23, 2017

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Gaurd Dogging

Having a three-some, but not letting the other man/woman join.

Mark was totally gaurd dogging me last night with Melanie.

Gaurd Dogging by Gaurddogger May 8, 2016

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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