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When someone is constantly nagging or yelling at you non-stop over the most little things and least worried and mattered problems in the world, yet they would constantly make a big deal out of it by nagging and yelling the living daylights out of you.
My mom is going to GUACK the hell out of me because I miss a millimeter spot on a plate when I was doing the dishes.

My wife kept guacking at me because I was half a second late home for dinner.
Guack by Yang Out w/ my Wang Out March 17, 2008
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Lupe is guack without her make- up
Guack by BigKali k July 23, 2010
Short for guacamole. Currency. Money. Cash. Referring to the green ink used on most U.S. currency bills.
You gonna need some guack to date that girl!
guack by RentMan January 28, 2009
A guido that is being whack
Can also be used like:
Guackin
Guacka
"Yo man, stop bein guack"
"Did you see that guacka over there?"
"Stop guackin, yo"
Guack by guack March 17, 2008

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga toilet 

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.

Guacamole nigga penis 

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you
random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you
Guacamole nigga penis by Wyumi June 17, 2020
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