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Guacamole nigga penis
Some real nigga shit
Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019
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Guacamole nigga toilet
A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.
Guacamole nigga toilet by Penis retard laundry toilet June 3, 2019
Guacamole nigga penis
Guacamole nigga penis by Wyumi June 17, 2020
Guacamole nigga penis
A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.
Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
Guacamole nigga penis by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019
guacward
when something happens and it’s too bad to just call is awkward. it’s guacward. and no it’s not because i had mexican food for dinner. or not because i have an extreme fetish towards avocados.
like when you’re best friend’s ex walks into the store you work at with another girl. guacward! also because it just sounds better and rolls of the tongue. awkward sounds like you’re an “awkward preteen” that doesn’t know how to act in front of her friends. guacward makes your awkward encounters a little more, well, fun. i guess that’s the word. and it’s fun to say.
like when you’re best friend’s ex walks into the store you work at with another girl. guacward! also because it just sounds better and rolls of the tongue. awkward sounds like you’re an “awkward preteen” that doesn’t know how to act in front of her friends. guacward makes your awkward encounters a little more, well, fun. i guess that’s the word. and it’s fun to say.
guacward by simp for you June 20, 2020
Guacamole nigga penis
Skai Jackson:
Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.
Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.
Guacamole nigga penis by Gappies July 5, 2020
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