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a slang term for deer.
Holy shit! Did you see the size of that guacka?!?!
Guacka by Papajew78 October 13, 2011
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Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga toilet 

A toilet for guacamole colored shits made by niggas. For example, when you take a dump in a toilet and it be green, thats a guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Yo my poop look green as hell.
Me: Guacamole nigga toilet.
Tyrone: Bruh.

Guacamole nigga penis 

when you try to dox a 13 year old this happens to you
random kid: hey skai jackson guacamole nigga penis

Skai jackson: im gonna dox you
Guacamole nigga penis by Wyumi June 17, 2020

Guacamole nigga penis 

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.
Guacamole nigga penis” - black science man
Guacamole nigga penis by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019

guacward 

when something happens and it’s too bad to just call is awkward. it’s guacward. and no it’s not because i had mexican food for dinner. or not because i have an extreme fetish towards avocados.

like when you’re best friend’s ex walks into the store you work at with another girl. guacward! also because it just sounds better and rolls of the tongue. awkward sounds like you’re an “awkward preteen” that doesn’t know how to act in front of her friends. guacward makes your awkward encounters a little more, well, fun. i guess that’s the word. and it’s fun to say.
“omg i just caught andy and tiff making out in the stairwell”

“GUACWARD!”
guacward by simp for you June 20, 2020

Guacamole nigga penis 

A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.
Skai Jackson:

Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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