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"Guacket" is the combination of "guac" and "pocket," referring to the small, localized region of a poorly-made burrito that contains all of the guac in said burrito.

This is commonly encountered when ordering a burrito from BlewDoba or Shitpotle, where the guac is delivered in an over-priced flick of the wrist, landing as a single ball typically located at one end of the burrito. The result is an essentially guac-less burrito, waiting to blow its fat green load in your mouth when you least expect it.
Jim: Hey dude, how's your burrito?

Doug: Not bad, but I can't taste any guAARRGGHH*SPLOOOGE*CTHHSPLXCTZX

Jim: Finally hit that guacket, huh?

Doug chokes to death trying to swallow the burrito's unruly green load.
guacket by canpakes July 28, 2011
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Guackers 

1. An affectionate name for someone who loves guacamole.
2. An adjective for someone who has gone crazy on guacamole.
"Hey, did you see Guackers today?"
"Yeah, he was so Guackers!"
Guackers by chickenwozza742 February 16, 2020
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a gay jacket that should have been a large
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Guackity 

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Bucket full of dubble bubble bubble gum. Can also be in mini gucket form of a cauldron.
Wow that gucket is huge, can I have some dubble bubble bubble gum?

Where did you leave your gucket, I was gonna take a gucket goodie bag.
Gucket by Malalalalala May 5, 2023
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