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glifnard 

Someone who is a lame motherfucker.

Often viewed as useless and retarded.

Many times just looking at this person can cause one to do bodily harm to them.
Coolieman is such a glifnard, I kicked him in the face so hard, I tore a tendon in my ankle.
glifnard by scrapdog February 29, 2008
Related Words
gtifn • glifnard • gtfn • gifney • gifnorant • GTin' • GtinChi • Gif name? • g ting
Synonym for being of a Georgish nature.
There are worse things to masturbate to than GtinChi.
GtinChi by Anonymous March 7, 2003
Abbrev. Guilt Tripping. Short for Guilt Tripping: using guilt to sway someone to perform or provide favors.
Ex: "Are you GTin' me?" Meaning are you guilt tripping me, trying to make me feel guilty about something for your personal gain? Or "Damn, stop GTin' him, he ain't gonna fall for that..." or
"Damn, everybody be GTin' me all da time."
GTin' by Alex Szczepaniak January 13, 2004
Grounded Till Further Notice; When a parent doesn't give an exact amount of time when a child is ground
Ted: Hey you still grounded?

Chuck: Yeah my mom didn't tell me how long so I'm gtfn
gtfn by chocolatebear762 July 13, 2010
They really put out a citywide curfew? GTFN
GTFN by starcrsdlvr69 June 1, 2020
The square inch of pleasure between the anus and ball-sack
Dude, she controlled me totally, her tongue working my asshole, gifney and shaft, her hands pumping the top. Awesome
gifney by KylianKyle March 9, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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