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glifnard 

Someone who is a lame motherfucker.

Often viewed as useless and retarded.

Many times just looking at this person can cause one to do bodily harm to them.
Coolieman is such a glifnard, I kicked him in the face so hard, I tore a tendon in my ankle.
glifnard by scrapdog February 29, 2008
Related Words
gtifn glifnard gtfn gifney gifnorant GTin' GtinChi
Synonym for being of a Georgish nature.
There are worse things to masturbate to than GtinChi.
GtinChi by Anonymous March 7, 2003
Abbrev. Guilt Tripping. Short for Guilt Tripping: using guilt to sway someone to perform or provide favors.
Ex: "Are you GTin' me?" Meaning are you guilt tripping me, trying to make me feel guilty about something for your personal gain? Or "Damn, stop GTin' him, he ain't gonna fall for that..." or
"Damn, everybody be GTin' me all da time."
GTin' by Alex Szczepaniak January 13, 2004
Grounded Till Further Notice; When a parent doesn't give an exact amount of time when a child is ground
Ted: Hey you still grounded?

Chuck: Yeah my mom didn't tell me how long so I'm gtfn
gtfn by chocolatebear762 July 13, 2010
They really put out a citywide curfew? GTFN
GTFN by starcrsdlvr69 June 1, 2020
The square inch of pleasure between the anus and ball-sack
Dude, she controlled me totally, her tongue working my asshole, gifney and shaft, her hands pumping the top. Awesome
gifney by KylianKyle March 9, 2017