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Got to go take a shit
Used when texting someone when in a rush to the porcelain pony.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I gtgtas.
Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?!
Guy 1: I gotta to go take a shit man!
gtgtas by totally_rad July 4, 2014
Word of the Day on October 26, 2022
Related Words
gtgts • GTFTS • gtgtb • Gtgttyl • gtots • GTGASAP • gtggss • gtgmsot • gtgsb • gtgsc
Got To Go Take A Big Poo. This is a way to give a reason as to why you are leaving the computer and not returning. Not to be mistaken for "brbigtp", which means you will be taking a much smaller poo and that you will be returning to the computer once you have finished. Gtgtabp implies that the poo is bigger and that you will not be making your way back to the computer after the poo has been taken.
(online chat)
Terrorman547: Dude, it's getting late, I might need to leave soon.
BluBlu666: Sorry, man, but gtgtabp.
Terrorman547: Kk, I was just about to get offline anyway. Ttyl!
gtgtabp by TerrorMan January 9, 2010

GTGTPWTW 

Got to give the people what they want.

As coined by Jalen Rose and David Jacoby of Grantland.
Will the Fab Five reunite at the 2013 NCAA Tournament final? We have to do an emergency podcast to discuss this. #GTGTPWTW
GTGTPWTW by Sartorialism April 7, 2013
gtgtb, bye
gtgtb by Mark April 19, 2004

btdt/gtts 

BTDT/GTTS ...it's pretty simple.
btdt/gtts by Sandman_Bravo September 8, 2007
GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

when bad parents have had enough.
You don't need a third drink of water!! GTFTS!
GTFTS by elephantsgerald June 17, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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