gruzzie

The hair attached to one’s grundle, undercarriage, or taint, often times with various objects stuck in it such as fuzz balls or poo crusties.

Josh: That man is so hairy, I bet his gruzzies are gnarly. Probably almost as thick as Alec’s, except he probably doesn’t use a straightener on his like Alec does.

by Streaky Slim Jim February 19, 2021

Gruszie

Having sex so loud and for so long that people in nearby rooms think that two pumas are in there fighting over a piece of meat.

Those fools are in there making some mean gruszie. Look at the scratch marks on that bitch's shoulders

by mark gonzalez January 23, 2008

gruzzle

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal.

Derivation is probably a combination of "gruffle" and "guzzle."

See also "gruffle."

"You ready to gruzzle down some cheese omelettes, or do you want to watch Braveheart again first?"

by Ray Smuckles April 28, 2006

grizzie

to be on the grind,
trying to get that money
getting back to work

yo homie I need to get on my grizzie so I can buy those Jordans.

by Jasper Dendy July 24, 2006

GruzzleWuzzle

A distinct style of Wuzzling, whereby the male partaker will be unshaven resulting in a much stronger sensation.

"Listen Jerry, there will be no fucking GruzzleWuzzles tonight, go and shave."

by Boycy September 29, 2004

Guzzied

A technique used by assholes in middle management positions to steal credit for themselves and/or unfairly ascribe blame to others, whereby the asshole gives a discreet verbal or non-verbal directive to a co-worker to refrain from participation in a transaction, occurrence or event followed thereafter by a public proclamation that the co-worker was incompetent (or unathletic) because the co-worker heeded the ambitious asshole's directive and refrained from such participation.

Hey, I just heard that Mick told the CEO that Bob just sat at the table and said nothing while he negotiated the whole deal. But Bob told me that Mick told he should just sit at the table and not say anything. Now Mick just got a sweet promotion and is moving to Conley.

Dude, Bob got Guzzied so hard.

by didn't make the cut May 12, 2010

gruzzle

Slime creature that can't read and steals words from books so no one else can read either.

"Hah! I fucking slimed that Gruzzle! Eat that, I found the mystery word!"

by gruzzleatsyou July 6, 2007