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A technique used by assholes in middle management positions to steal credit for themselves and/or unfairly ascribe blame to others, whereby the asshole gives a discreet verbal or non-verbal directive to a co-worker to refrain from participation in a transaction, occurrence or event followed thereafter by a public proclamation that the co-worker was incompetent (or unathletic) because the co-worker heeded the ambitious asshole's directive and refrained from such participation.
Hey, I just heard that Mick told the CEO that Bob just sat at the table and said nothing while he negotiated the whole deal. But Bob told me that Mick told he should just sit at the table and not say anything. Now Mick just got a sweet promotion and is moving to Conley.

Dude, Bob got Guzzied so hard.
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Cum-guzzled 

The state of someone who is seeing far more thottery than they expected.
Some synonyms include: Flabergasted, Gender-bent, dumbfounded, Stunned
After hearing that skank's life story, I was Cum-guzzled.
Cum-guzzled by bob,bitchstick August 23, 2020
Related Words
to be very intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol.
Dude, I was so guzzed at the party last night.

IMMMMM GUUUZZZZZZEEEDDDD
Guzzed by arc.cws123 March 20, 2011
When an anal receiver farts on a giver's dick
Fuck she guzzled it whole! It's all crooked!
Guzzled by Gack March 20, 2017

Guzzledorf

Penis balls
Please suck my guzzledorf
Guzzledorf by ppinmybuttwhole December 9, 2021
Guzzie is another word for 'idiot' 'numpty' 'silly billy'. It originated between a friendgroup of 6 and has expanded throughout the area. It is a very satisfying word and perfectly sums up the intention of the word- to name something or someone a guzzie. Frequently it has been shortened to 'Guz' or put with other words like 'Guz monster' 'Guzzie pie' and 'Guzzie wuzzie' to name a few.
Niamh is a guz monster

Ellie stop being a guzzie

Big guzzie car

Millie is a guzzie wuzzie

Eloise is such a guzzie pie

I feel like such a guzzie, said charlotte.

Oh what a big guzzie/guz, said sophie.
Guzzie by toptipper6 February 17, 2024

Guzziest 

The largest person. Eats food very quickly. Bigger than guzzy and guzzler.
Tate is the guzziest.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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