Guzzied

A technique used by assholes in middle management positions to steal credit for themselves and/or unfairly ascribe blame to others, whereby the asshole gives a discreet verbal or non-verbal directive to a co-worker to refrain from participation in a transaction, occurrence or event followed thereafter by a public proclamation that the co-worker was incompetent (or unathletic) because the co-worker heeded the ambitious asshole's directive and refrained from such participation.

Hey, I just heard that Mick told the CEO that Bob just sat at the table and said nothing while he negotiated the whole deal. But Bob told me that Mick told he should just sit at the table and not say anything. Now Mick just got a sweet promotion and is moving to Conley.

Dude, Bob got Guzzied so hard.

by didn't make the cut May 12, 2010

Cum-guzzled

The state of someone who is seeing far more thottery than they expected.
Some synonyms include: Flabergasted, Gender-bent, dumbfounded, Stunned

After hearing that skank's life story, I was Cum-guzzled.

by bob,bitchstick August 23, 2020

Guzzed

to be very intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol.

Dude, I was so guzzed at the party last night.

IMMMMM GUUUZZZZZZEEEDDDD

by arc.cws123 March 20, 2011

Guzzled

When an anal receiver farts on a giver's dick

Fuck she guzzled it whole! It's all crooked!

by Gack March 20, 2017

Guzzledorf

Penis balls

Please suck my guzzledorf

by ppinmybuttwhole December 9, 2021

Guzzie

Guzzie is another word for 'idiot' 'numpty' 'silly billy'. It originated between a friendgroup of 6 and has expanded throughout the area. It is a very satisfying word and perfectly sums up the intention of the word- to name something or someone a guzzie. Frequently it has been shortened to 'Guz' or put with other words like 'Guz monster' 'Guzzie pie' and 'Guzzie wuzzie' to name a few.

Niamh is a guz monster

Ellie stop being a guzzie

Big guzzie car

Millie is a guzzie wuzzie

Eloise is such a guzzie pie

I feel like such a guzzie, said charlotte.

Oh what a big guzzie/guz, said sophie.

by toptipper6 February 17, 2024

Guzziest

The largest person. Eats food very quickly. Bigger than guzzy and guzzler.

Tate is the guzziest.

by extremelybeautifulsmartperson January 16, 2025