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A technique used by assholes in middle management positions to steal credit for themselves and/or unfairly ascribe blame to others, whereby the asshole gives a discreet verbal or non-verbal directive to a co-worker to refrain from participation in a transaction, occurrence or event followed thereafter by a public proclamation that the co-worker was incompetent (or unathletic) because the co-worker heeded the ambitious asshole's directive and refrained from such participation.
Hey, I just heard that Mick told the CEO that Bob just sat at the table and said nothing while he negotiated the whole deal. But Bob told me that Mick told he should just sit at the table and not say anything. Now Mick just got a sweet promotion and is moving to Conley.

Dude, Bob got Guzzied so hard.
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Cum-guzzled 

The state of someone who is seeing far more thottery than they expected.
Some synonyms include: Flabergasted, Gender-bent, dumbfounded, Stunned
After hearing that skank's life story, I was Cum-guzzled.
Cum-guzzled by bob,bitchstick August 23, 2020
Related Words
to be very intoxicated from the consumption of alcohol.
Dude, I was so guzzed at the party last night.

IMMMMM GUUUZZZZZZEEEDDDD
Guzzed by arc.cws123 March 20, 2011
When an anal receiver farts on a giver's dick
Fuck she guzzled it whole! It's all crooked!
Guzzled by Gack March 20, 2017

Guzzledorf

Please suck my guzzledorf
Guzzledorf by ppinmybuttwhole December 9, 2021
Guzzie is another word for 'idiot' 'numpty' 'silly billy'. It originated between a friendgroup of 6 and has expanded throughout the area. It is a very satisfying word and perfectly sums up the intention of the word- to name something or someone a guzzie. Frequently it has been shortened to 'Guz' or put with other words like 'Guz monster' 'Guzzie pie' and 'Guzzie wuzzie' to name a few.
Niamh is a guz monster

Ellie stop being a guzzie

Big guzzie car

Millie is a guzzie wuzzie

Eloise is such a guzzie pie

I feel like such a guzzie, said charlotte.

Oh what a big guzzie/guz, said sophie.
Guzzie by toptipper6 February 17, 2024

Guzziest 

The largest person. Eats food very quickly. Bigger than guzzy and guzzler.
Tate is the guzziest.