grunzi

Shexy chick having style and something piggy.
Beautiful and lovely girl with that little something.

She's a grunzi.
What a massive grunzi

by nored May 24, 2007

grunting a loaf

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.

I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.

by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

grunlink

A section of a tree branch (or small trunk) that was sawed off after growing through a chain-link fence, but remains embedded in the fence until it rots away.

Due to lack of maintenance, the canal fence on our property is riddled with grunlinks.

by ScytheMan May 2, 2010

reg grundies

Australian slang for underpants.

Dont forget ya Reg Grundies mate.

by Matoman February 18, 2017

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

worm grunting

The act of inhaling earthworms through your nostril and expelling them via your mouth.

Ben and Kym are better at worm grunting than anyone else in the 5th grade.

by _Hoey_ October 1, 2007

Grunki

An awful, lingering shit that your friend drops in a public bathroom

Dude, that shit was hella grunki

by SexGodO-Dog April 28, 2022