Definitions by SexGodO-Dog

Abe Flores

The Holy Grail of Mexican sex lore. It is said he has to be milked every 30-45 minutes just to keep his balls from growing too large. Women flock from all over the world to make love to his valuptuous cock, and no girl is ever left unsatisfied. Many consider his lengthy friend down below the eighth wonder of the world.

My girlfriend can't stop talking about Abe Flores, time to move on.

Abe Flores by SexGodO-Dog October 4, 2023

Landon Bodenheimer

A whole Machine of a Human being. Some call him the Rizz God

I want to anally abuse Landon Bodenheimer

Landon Bodenheimer by SexGodO-Dog May 14, 2022

Grunki 

An awful, lingering shit that your friend drops in a public bathroom

Dude, that shit was hella grunki

Grunki by SexGodO-Dog April 28, 2022