gruntel

The sound made in reaction to smelling or coming in close contact to the grundel.

I just heard some dude gruntel in the stall... he must have got a whiff of his grundel...

by millertime1025 July 19, 2007

Gruntel

It's the new dating app introduce by BigJigglyPanda.

Hit me up on gruntel.

by ThatIsRight November 30, 2017

grundel

Grundel is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a grundel?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

by Chane. January 17, 2021

grundeller

A person who licks, tickles, or otherwise plays with another person's grundel

That girl is the best grundeller, she started with her tongue and it felt amazing

by PSK480 December 15, 2008

grundeler

someone who enjoys sniffing, licking, or biting a grundle patch, especially a sweaty one.

Cuffin: Did you see that grundeler? what a disgusting bastard.
Leonard: What a fucking shanker

by cuffin September 30, 2005

Grundelthumper

A person who is unable to find the hole with his penis.

Dayum. That drunk grundelthumper couldn't get it in my asshole OR my pussy.

by Betdog November 4, 2012

Grundel Grab

The Grundel Grab is a sexual technique attempted by women who read too much Cosmo magazine. This maneuver which involves the prodding of the male sexual partners grundel, will in theory bring him to climax as this is his proposed G-Spot.

The validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.

Although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and noble region, often referred to as "no mans land".

Marisa totally tried to Grundel Grab me but I punched her in the face.

by Mr. Friend July 13, 2009