Gruntch

The Gunt crutch - A device used to hold her gunt out of the way for trouble free access to her cunt.

Yo man, that chick's gunt was so big I had ta get out the Gruntch. If I only had a gruntch I coulda fucked your mom.

Gruntch by longdongmorty July 3, 2019

gruntch

The condition of a women's vaginal area after numerous days of unwashed camping

Bill exclaimed "I am not touching that gruntch of yours until you have had a swim in the lake".

gruntch by bctony July 25, 2012

Grutch 

(adjective)

A term used to describe anything which causes one to feel an overwhelming sense of physical or mental disgust, especially after having positive expectations of whatever the term was used to describe.

1. "Dude, are you sure this is what your dealer said it was? This stuff is grutch"
2. "That's the girl you were talkin' about? My guy, she's fucking grutch"
3. "Yeah the salad wasn't that bad, but that burger was pretty grutch"

Grutch by The Worst Men In The World August 31, 2019

grunching 

replying to the first post in a forum thread without reading any of its replies by other users. the idea being to give responses which are not influenced by well-known posters.

Gruncher:
*grunching* In my opinion, that's a poor reason not to vote.

grunching by sgrrman February 16, 2008

gruntcakes

Expelled fecal matter, specifically of human origin. An illtempered arrogant person. Nickname. Used as an expression of contempt.

"Go and ask Gruntcakes"

gruntcakes by Herman Vuurens April 25, 2006

Grunchie

The improper way to spell "Grunchy".
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"

Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.

*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."

"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."

"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"

"You're still wrong."

Grunchie by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009

DIRTY GUNTCHEZ

WHEN A SICK FUCKING DUDE IS FUCKING A FAT FUCK AND TAKES HIS HANDS AND RUNS IT ACCROSS HER GUNT RASH, AND THEN PUTS SOME GUNT CHEESE ON HER UPPER LIP

dude, i was fucking this pig in the ass ,, i pulled it out ,, flipped her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez

DIRTY GUNTCHEZ by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009