The Gunt crutch - A device used to hold her gunt out of the way for trouble free access to her cunt.
Yo man, that chick's gunt was so big I had ta get out the Gruntch. If I only had a gruntch I coulda fucked your mom.
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(adjective)
A term used to describe anything which causes one to feel an overwhelming sense of physical or mental disgust, especially after having positive expectations of whatever the term was used to describe.
A term used to describe anything which causes one to feel an overwhelming sense of physical or mental disgust, especially after having positive expectations of whatever the term was used to describe.
1. "Dude, are you sure this is what your dealer said it was? This stuff is grutch"
2. "That's the girl you were talkin' about? My guy, she's fucking grutch"
3. "Yeah the salad wasn't that bad, but that burger was pretty grutch"
2. "That's the girl you were talkin' about? My guy, she's fucking grutch"
3. "Yeah the salad wasn't that bad, but that burger was pretty grutch"
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by sgrrman February 16, 2008
Get the grunching mug.Expelled fecal matter, specifically of human origin. An illtempered arrogant person. Nickname. Used as an expression of contempt.
by Herman Vuurens April 25, 2006
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Means "Grumpy and Punchy"
Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.
Means "Grumpy and Punchy"
Often spelled incorrectly in this manner by silly dramatic arts majors.
*Thespian Moment*
"I feel so...Grunchie today."
"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."
"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"
"You're still wrong."
"I feel so...Grunchie today."
"Yeah, that's not how you spell it."
"But I said it out loud, I didn't spell anything!"
"You're still wrong."
by Mr. Walton January 23, 2009
Get the Grunchie mug.WHEN A SICK FUCKING DUDE IS FUCKING A FAT FUCK AND TAKES HIS HANDS AND RUNS IT ACCROSS HER GUNT RASH, AND THEN PUTS SOME GUNT CHEESE ON HER UPPER LIP
dude, i was fucking this pig in the ass ,, i pulled it out ,, flipped her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez
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