2 definitions by longdongmorty

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The name for the hair doo one sports after being on the receiving end a swirly.
Check out Malphred's Swirly Whirly. Looks like the Seniors finally caught up with him.
by longdongmorty March 22, 2018
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The Gunt crutch - A device used to hold her gunt out of the way for trouble free access to her cunt.
Yo man, that chick's gunt was so big I had ta get out the Gruntch. If I only had a gruntch I coulda fucked your mom.
by longdongmorty July 03, 2019
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