longdongmorty's definitions

Gruntch

The Gunt crutch - A device used to hold her gunt out of the way for trouble free access to her cunt.

Yo man, that chick's gunt was so big I had ta get out the Gruntch. If I only had a gruntch I coulda fucked your mom.

by longdongmorty July 3, 2019

Swirly Whirly

The name for the hair doo one sports after being on the receiving end a swirly.

Check out Malphred's Swirly Whirly. Looks like the Seniors finally caught up with him.

by longdongmorty May 14, 2018