grundtal

The experience of buying an impractical item at Ikea that never gets put into use. Sometimes used as a verb - the item itself becomes the subject and the direct object is the buyer of such product.

We got grundtalled by that hanging Fangst that is still sitting in the closet. That was such a grundtal!

grundtal by Jeremy Leipzig December 14, 2008

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Grundalf the Black

The stage name Bill Cosby gives to his bifkin, when he performs a magic act at children's birthday parties.

Bill Cosby: "And for this particular trick, I'll need some help from my assistant, Grundalf the Black!"

Grundalf: "Heeeyy heeeyy heey!!"

Grundalf the Black by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

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Dirty Gruntal

The hairy highway between your ass crack and your nut sack

Your dirty gruntal makes you look like you have a jungle butt!

Dirty Gruntal by Silly bittch November 26, 2020

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front gruntal

A dick large enough to result in heavy moans and grunts during sexual intercourse.

He fucked her with his front gruntal

front gruntal by Cod buoy committee October 4, 2022

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front gruntal

A dick large enough to cause heavy moans and grunts during sexual intercourse

He pounded her with his front gruntal

front gruntal by Cod buoy committee October 4, 2022

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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Side Quest

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.

"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"

Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021

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