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Grumqy 

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HER REAL NAME IS MIKAYA THIS IS FOR MY FRIEND BTW HER REAL NAME = MIKAYA BUT SHE ALWAYS GOES BY KAYA THATS HOW IT WORKED ALWAYS, SHES HOTTT AND A SIMP FOR COLTY BCUZ HES A SEXY BEAST 😩😩🔪
lol that’s grumqy she’s hot 😦
Grumqy by dumbbitchtbh August 17, 2021
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grumqy 

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dumbass that plays every sport and is good at it, literally popular, and people actually like like her, including her bestfriends that she grew up with that wanna date her in fucking highschool 😀😎
WOW LOOK AT HER GO, SHE MUST BE GRUMQY HASHTAG FAMOUS 😎
grumqy by anonymous August 17, 2021
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Related Words
grumqy • grumpy • grummy • Grumpy Cat • grumpy gills • grumpybum • Grumpy Dumpy • Grumpy Munchkin • Grumpy Pumpkin • Grumby

Dropped a Grumpy 

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Dropped a turd; passed your bowels
The party was raucous. So many stoned people! Somebody even "Dropped a Grumpy" on the bed!
Dropped a Grumpy by talk2me-JCH2 April 20, 2022
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rip a grumpy 

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to take a shit
a soon as i finished my coffee iran to the bathroom to rip a grumpy
rip a grumpy by havalaf October 5, 2009
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Grumpy bomb 

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Dropping explosive negativity on an otherwise neutral or positive conversation.
We were sitting around the table having a nice conversation about all the great movies out right now when Leila came in the kitchen and dropped a grumpy bomb on us.
Grumpy bomb by AYYFRON January 17, 2011
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dropping a grumpy 

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A polite way of saying that you’re shitting a massive turd. One of which causes you to make an angry face.
After eating that second helping on taco Tuesday, Jeff was in the bathroom for a good hour dropping a grumpy.
dropping a grumpy by anonymous July 1, 2021
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Dump a grumpy. 

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To defecate.
Every morning I dump a grumpy.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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