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grimnuts 

grimnuts are nuts on people’s body that become alive when stared at. The grimnuts extend from the body and stretch out to whom that looked at you, they then eat their pray.
oh shit, i accidentally stared at Ben Angelopoulos’ grimnuts, i’m dead!
grimnuts by ballbanana August 22, 2019
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gumnut cottage 

gumnut cottage is a person who is not the smartest an kinda small brain.they go to a school caled "gumnut cottage"were they do work but for less smart people like they are in 7th grade for example but they acted like childish and learn easier stuff then they would be 7th grade but learn way easier stuff like how to rite a proper sentence.(*_*)
"jeez are you in the gumnut cottage"
An intense love relationship that cannot be consummated due to the parties physically living too far apart.
Man, I have to masturbate at least twice a day to stay sane due to this Grubnut.

Grubnut by FLB123 August 3, 2008
A child's imaginary friend or the name of an Australian/French Canadian fetus.
Family Friend: "Is Gumnut here?"
Child: "No, Gumnut is sleeping."

-or-

Friend: "How's Gumnut?"
Mother-to-be: "Good... she kicked all night long though so I couldn't get any sleep."
Gumnut by Rella April 19, 2008

Grumputation 

one who has a reputation for being grumpy; someone in desperate need of a nap
I have a grumputation to uphold.
Grumputation by anon12ster October 16, 2021

grudnuts 

faeces hanging off arse hairs
With these long boxers Jason could feel his grudnuts swinging in the breeze.
grudnuts by e c December 5, 2003
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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