grumnut

dried up piece of shit that hangs from your arse hair

your trying to wipe your arse and the grumnut sticks to the toilet paper and rips your arse hairs out

by wwayne May 14, 2011

grimnuts

grimnuts are nuts on people’s body that become alive when stared at. The grimnuts extend from the body and stretch out to whom that looked at you, they then eat their pray.

oh shit, i accidentally stared at Ben Angelopoulos’ grimnuts, i’m dead!

by ballbanana August 22, 2019

gumnut cottage

gumnut cottage is a person who is not the smartest an kinda small brain.they go to a school caled "gumnut cottage"were they do work but for less smart people like they are in 7th grade for example but they acted like childish and learn easier stuff then they would be 7th grade but learn way easier stuff like how to rite a proper sentence.(*_*)

"jeez are you in the gumnut cottage"

by its your boy skinny penis December 4, 2019

Grubnut

An intense love relationship that cannot be consummated due to the parties physically living too far apart.

Man, I have to masturbate at least twice a day to stay sane due to this Grubnut.

by FLB123 August 3, 2008

Gumnut

A child's imaginary friend or the name of an Australian/French Canadian fetus.

Family Friend: "Is Gumnut here?"
Child: "No, Gumnut is sleeping."

-or-

Friend: "How's Gumnut?"
Mother-to-be: "Good... she kicked all night long though so I couldn't get any sleep."

by Rella April 19, 2008

Grumputation

one who has a reputation for being grumpy; someone in desperate need of a nap

I have a grumputation to uphold.

by anon12ster October 16, 2021

grudnuts

faeces hanging off arse hairs

With these long boxers Jason could feel his grudnuts swinging in the breeze.

by e c December 5, 2003