uphold
A gay man who, while messing around with around gay man, thrusts his penis under the other mans penis, holding it up.
uphold by ShaniquaJackson November 29, 2007
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upholstery
Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpet match the drapes?
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.
(Thanks xkcd!)
Red haired girl: Yeah. But not the upholstery.
(Thanks xkcd!)
upholstery by Tanaka Mushi April 4, 2009
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uphole
rectum poophole shitter ass butthole
A word used to describe the rectum in reference to anal intercourse.
It gets its name from an object (penis, dildo, finger, banana, etc.) being insterted UP the assHOLE, thus the word UPHOLE.
(see also sucknut)
A word used to describe the rectum in reference to anal intercourse.
It gets its name from an object (penis, dildo, finger, banana, etc.) being insterted UP the assHOLE, thus the word UPHOLE.
(see also sucknut)
uphole by yeathatsit April 28, 2006
upholstered
Overweight, obese, tubby. May refer to a man or woman. A person who would qualify as a hippo could be refered to as being "well upholstered."
upholstered by Bill Peters October 14, 2006
unholdable
A kid online who uses a vpn (specifically an ovh/nfo) and flexes it saying they cant be held offline. They claim they are “unholdable”.
Sped says hes unholdable because nobody can ddos his ovh/nfo vpn.
“Haha im unholdable. You’ve been trying for an hour to ddos my ovh but im still online. I told you im unholdable”
“Haha im unholdable. You’ve been trying for an hour to ddos my ovh but im still online. I told you im unholdable”
unholdable by Unholdable January 26, 2019
palate for upholstery
When you have a particular fondness of the taste of carpet in your mouth, also known as a rug muncher or a lesbian.
palate for upholstery by juleybee December 14, 2010
upholstered
upholstered by Big8ball September 23, 2016
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