Gumnut

A child's imaginary friend or the name of an Australian/French Canadian fetus.

Family Friend: "Is Gumnut here?"
Child: "No, Gumnut is sleeping."

-or-

Friend: "How's Gumnut?"
Mother-to-be: "Good... she kicked all night long though so I couldn't get any sleep."

by Rella April 19, 2008

Gumnut

A gumnut is a person who can be classed as a total geek or nerd or someone of lower social standards.

Shit did you see Daina's friends, what Gumnuts!

by Leigh Aiston September 05, 2008

Gumnut

Weirdo/Freak/Timewaster that posts fake adverts on Gumtree.com and then continues to waste responder's time.

This Gumnut corrseponded to me over a 5 day period and there never was a room for rent!

by Daveout Atheist December 10, 2008

gumnut cottage

gumnut cottage is a person who is not the smartest an kinda small brain.they go to a school caled "gumnut cottage"were they do work but for less smart people like they are in 7th grade for example but they acted like childish and learn easier stuff then they would be 7th grade but learn way easier stuff like how to rite a proper sentence.(*_*)

"jeez are you in the gumnut cottage"

by its your boy skinny penis December 04, 2019