Grumbles 

noun:

1) One who prematurely denies a correct response only to come full circle and carefully explain the same answer
2) One who is easily mistakable for a person of a lesser education level
3) One who may become moist at the sound of the Orphan Whisperer's voice

Lecturer: Blah, blah, blah
(Upon entering lecture hall) Student 1: Why is the secretary standing on the stage with a microphone...
Student 2: Hah, hah, hah
Student 1: Oh my gosh, that's Grumbles?
Student 2: Hah, hah, hah

Grumbles by Jack O'Sniles September 19, 2009

Sgt. Grumbles 

A ranking officer in the Bear Military, primarily known for his role in the "Grumbles Massacre", where he allowed his unit to come under heavy attack by the rebel Lion Forces resulting in their complete slaughter. At the time, Sgt. Grumbles had found a cache of honey and had consumed it all.

"Sgt. Grumbles! Launch the counter-offensive! Sgt. Gruuuuummbles!"

Sgt. Grumbles by Johnathon Wibworth III Esq. September 24, 2005

Tummy Grumbles 

A word the new girl uses to describe her hunger during a presentation.

“Girl this water helps with my tummy grumbles!”

Tummy Grumbles by Pax stax cashx February 19, 2019

Dirty Grumbles 

Sucking dick from below while person on top is hovering over your chest, while shitting or rubbing shit on your nipples

I wanted a raise, so I gave the boss a proper dirty grumbles

Dirty Grumbles by Chrometitty October 27, 2021

Grundle Grumbles 

The after effect of eating at the Grundle (Harris-Millis) Dining Hall at the University of Vermont: a combination of gurgling, bubbling, gut crunching, grumbling noises originating from the stomach and/or intestines resulting from the suspicious and often questionable meals offered at the oh-so infamous place of culinary disaster.

oh no! i've got the Grundle Grumbles! I NEED to get to a bathroom.

Grundle Grumbles by GrundleGoer October 4, 2012

The Grumbles 

The ability to triple one’s density after passing out from a night of drinking aka being a Whendii

“Hey man I can’t move them”
“Are they giving you the grumbles?”
“Yeah?”
“You won’t be able to move them tonight then… just toss a blanket their way”

The Grumbles by ORYQOL November 23, 2021

Grumblebrag 

To complain in a superficial manner, when one is really just boasting.

I have to wear my wedding ring or else I just get hit on too much. I'm not actually annoyed, I'm just grumblebragging.

Grumblebrag by das Luftkissenboot November 13, 2014