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A mysterious entity who wreaked havoc on Discord. Worshipped by a dark cult known as GRUsaders. GrUke is a combination of GRU and NUKE. This is due to GrUke having a profile picture resembling the character from Despicable Me. The NUKE part of his name refers to the bombing runs he made on Discord during the battle of Roblox I - Circa 2018.
Discord Admin: Gee whiz I sure hope I don't run into GrUke

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GrUke by M - A259 November 21, 2018
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I wish I had gruke.
gruke by Wore December 28, 2017
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Grubered 

(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.
The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.
Grubered by Cree Wise November 14, 2014
(Adj., exc) A combination of the terms “gross” and “yuck.” Usually used to describe something unpleasant or bothersome. Can be conjugated as “grukky” or “grukked” to fit gruk-like situations.
“That fit is, disrespectfully, gruk.”
Gruk by strangebrain January 19, 2023

Grubermeister 

Someone getting beligerant drunk of European beer.
Kevin French declaring himself the Grubermeister while drinking Gruberhof.
Grubermeister by Dr. Toboggan February 20, 2012
Is the biggest ghetto in all of northern Norway. The people there are noisy, loud, rebellious and generally bad people. They are all wannabe gangsters, and speed all around town in their Volvo 240's. Can be used as an adjective.
Hey, do you wanna go to the community center?
That is sooo Gruben
Gruben by ghett0man June 13, 2015

to groke 

To stare at someone while he is eating, hoping to get his food
My cat used to groke at my every meal.
to groke by MamsellDee May 5, 2016
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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