Gruber

A sexual panther. A man who is well endowed, and knows how to use what he has. He gets the ladies. Other men envy him.

Did you see it? That dude is a total Gruber!

Man, that kid was playing the ladies like a total Gruber.

by I get the ladies January 19, 2010

Gruber

1) A cold pimp-daddy, known to pimp on foot in the snow.
2) A pimp that likes to get his groove on. Usually residing in cool to cold climates.
3) A bearded-stallion of a man. Always heterosexual.
4) A young, handsome buck whom is expertly schooled in the art of womanizing, and stylin' & profilin'.
5) A womanizer known to possess a fierce left strait.

"Keep yo daughtas way from dat chil... Dat boys a gruber!"

-Harriet Tubman

by Seth McCain September 16, 2008

Gruber

Grandparents that drive grandkids to and from school or other events on a regular basis.

I can’t join you for lunch today because I’m on Gruber duty this afternoon.

by Awesome Nana March 29, 2021

Gruber

Slightly camp. From the UK tv show allo allo, Hans Gruber has a little tank

Would you like to see my little Gruber?

by Mbzh11 September 7, 2019

Gruber

A person who braggarts the bowl, is annoying as shit, talks to much, and often double hits the bowl too. Often asks for a VIP hit (an extra hit).

dude you just double hit the bowl. don't be a Gruber

by Taco Bob May 4, 2010

gruber

The guy who pretends he has breasts and pretends to squish them.

Jerald: Greg what are you doing?

Greg: just showing my feminine side.

Jerald: fuckin’ gruber.

by Lachstar2004 June 18, 2018

Gruber

A name given by GenX/Boomer generations to explain the food delivery phenomena of the early 21st century post Covid era.

All these guys are grubering everything instead of going to get it or cook. Burger King is like 5 minutes away!!

by AriesRising April 28, 2023