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gruje

Gru from despicable me who fucks a bale of hay while cumming in a minions eye
Bro that gruje
by Kremé September 25, 2021
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gruje

The act of shitting in the palm of your hand then wiping it on your dogs face white getting a handjob from your step sisters fetus and eating an Italian sub from subway with extra dick sauce
Bro I just had the best gruje last night with some fat bitch
by Kremé September 25, 2021
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Grubered

(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.
The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.
by Cree Wise November 14, 2014
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Grubermeister

Someone getting beligerant drunk of European beer.
Kevin French declaring himself the Grubermeister while drinking Gruberhof.
by Dr. Toboggan February 20, 2012
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GrUke

A mysterious entity who wreaked havoc on Discord. Worshipped by a dark cult known as GRUsaders. GrUke is a combination of GRU and NUKE. This is due to GrUke having a profile picture resembling the character from Despicable Me. The NUKE part of his name refers to the bombing runs he made on Discord during the battle of Roblox I - Circa 2018.
Discord Admin: Gee whiz I sure hope I don't run into GrUke

GrUke: ψ S ̨̧̨̡̛̛̬̖̮̼̞̮͈̮͇̞̥̳͉̣̻̣̠̞̼̳͈̫̳̗̰̠̱̘͍̞̯͕͈̠̯̱̜͈̜̮̺͍͈͕̔͆̊̋̍̓̍̒̚͜͜ͅͅp̵̡̡̢̢̛̝͉̙̥̯̖̪̩̞͔̯̦̟͎̺̞͍̯͚̥͎͇̩̼̙͖̤̻͇̺̣̐̅̅͋̾̋͛̃̾̐̈́̔̓̋̑̐̓ŗ̶̬̖̣̟͖͖̗̺͕͙̳̥̳͎͚̫̟͈̗̖̺͔̲̮̜̲͎͎̂̓̃͑̇̏̀̐́͐͂̂̓͌̉̓̽̿́̈́̑̍̈̏̀̐͌͋̅̎̈́̊̈̓̕͘͜͝ͅe ̡̡̨͉͔̯̝̤̻̬͔͔͇̲͍̭̙͉̻͕̦̯̘̪̪̱̻̝̥̟͔̥̼̻̫̗̀̾̃͆̾̓͘ͅa ̢̡̛̯̤̗͕̖͈̟̟̻̜̫͚͍͔͔̲̪͍̲̦̯̰͉̜̪͇̟̗̙̹̫͇͚͖̟̬̮̺̤̣͕̹̮͖͕͂̂͗̍̒̆̐́̒̎̇͊̃͑̇́͌͛̆̀̃̈̌̔̅͋̽͜͜͜͝ͅͅḋ̶̡̛͎̲̤̟̭̌̑̎̓͂̏̈̑͌̈́͐́̿̓̊̏̈̃̇̾̈́͑̍̆̾̑̐̀̋̈́̀͌̒̓͊̈́͐͌̈̈́́͐̈́̽̌͌̋͗̌̚͘͠͠͝͝͝͝ ̢̧̻̞͕̝̱̗̫͎̻̬̥̳̣͇̘͕̳̻̤̖̖̣̮̳̤̠̏̎̒̇̋̈́̓́̈́̈́̌̂̈́̅̋̀͗̋͐͌͑̿̑́̒̌̅̋̂̀̇́̃̄͒̈͒͘͘̕͝ͅt̴̛̛̛̛̘̠͔̱̻͖͚̻̃̈́̑̾̍̃̾̓̿̔̇̋͒̀̽́̇̿̎͑́̋̈́̆͐̍̑̔̑͂́̓̀̐̀̒̋͐͐̏̈́͒̑̄͛̚͝͝͝͝h̴̡̥̼̗̭̭̦͉̩̘̙̜̘̗͈͈͇͖̲̀͗̿͗̍̆͊͂̑̏͛̐͛̇̀̓͌̉̃̔̃͝ḛ̴̛͖̬̠̮͉̩̙̦̬̂̅̔̊̊̑͒͌͛̉͋̃̏̃̓̔̍́̄̉̌̂̚͜͝͝m̵̡̡̛͖͙̬̭̖̰͔͚̥̜͙̭̘̝͉̟͇̺̮͖̙̬̪̲͖͓̖͍̖̙͖̱̰̫̎͒͗̀͋͌̋̔́̃͛͗̋̎̉̚ ̴̧̧̢̨̨̥̥͕̯͖͙̙̹͉̣͈̪̘̖̻̤̯͙̜̱̖̖͉̙͔̭͙̹͈͕̮̙̻̓̀̉̐̊̔̔̎̓̊̌̋͗͊̀̈́̓̾͌̽͒̒̅̈̃͑̍̽̑̇͌̒̅͂̂͂̓͒͋͋̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅc̶̨̨̥͙͓͇͍̙̰̙̺͈̝̟̪͖̻͓̘̥̹̯͕̰̪͍͕̝̤̋̆̈́̓̋̈ͅḧ̵̡͍̭̩͖̞̲͉̪̺̖̞͙̱̘͙̠̤̱̲͇̗͈̦̭̲̈́é̶̡̨̧̡̧̛̛̮̫̣̱̙̻̤̻͕̦͖̭͚̙͈̰̖̻̰̰̯̪͓͉͓̮̻̰̻͇̫̻̲͕̘̦̦͐̂̿̽̈́́̈̐͑͑͐̿̈́̓̿͂̀̿̒́͂̐̇͂́̌̅̚̕͠͝͝͝e ̢̡̡̢̢̡̺͓͖͕̳̙̩͙͎͈̹͔̩͓͇͍̭͍̹͚̯͓̪̠̻̯̱̹̮̳̤̠̝̱͇̖͔͔̤̳̮̤͔̟͓̮̭̬̦͇̲̻̗͕̯͗̃̓̅̈̾́̾̎̃̓͂̀̈̆̕̕͜͝͝͝k̵̨̨̰̬̠̪̬̘̻̜͙̯̣̮̯̓͐̇̌̆̾́̊̏̀͋ͅs̴̨̡̡̛̮̲̲̫̝͕̬͉̣̩̰̗̰̲̜͈̞̼̟̟͙͎̲̥͍͇̺̜͍͓̹̱̘̦̮̮̘̲̻͓̼̫͕͇̥̤̖̫̗̤̥̦̲͍̱̼̫̅̒̄̌͋͊̄̔͊̿̀͌͂́̃̓͌̄̒́͊̈́̈́͛̐́̑̃̅̂̀͛́̐͆̀͂̿͗͋́͌͒̍͒̾̀͘͘̕̕͘̚͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅ ψ
Discord Admin: Oh God, oh fuck
by M - A259 November 21, 2018
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Gruben

Is the biggest ghetto in all of northern Norway. The people there are noisy, loud, rebellious and generally bad people. They are all wannabe gangsters, and speed all around town in their Volvo 240's. Can be used as an adjective.
Hey, do you wanna go to the community center?
That is sooo Gruben
by ghett0man June 13, 2015
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So Grue

Grue is a state of enlightenment and simultaneous praise of Gru from Despicable Me. So Grue is essentially a superior version of So True, whilst being a fan base/cult.
by SG Jin March 27, 2022
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