gruje

Gru from despicable me who fucks a bale of hay while cumming in a minions eye
Bro that gruje
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gruje

The act of shitting in the palm of your hand then wiping it on your dogs face white getting a handjob from your step sisters fetus and eating an Italian sub from subway with extra dick sauce
Bro I just had the best gruje last night with some fat bitch
by Kremé September 25, 2021
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jlinx

The act of taking the remains of a coat hanger abortion, putting them in a jar, mixing it with some “special sauces”, then pouring it down your friends ass crack while proceeding to roughly fuck a fat bitch with dingle Berries scraping against your chode
Bro, last night was wild. My friend showed me how to jlinx and now I’m addicted
by Kremé September 25, 2021
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