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Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day 

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

Ground Speed Check 

To humble an arrogant person; To knock someone down a peg; To overshadow another person, particularly someone who is arrogant or someone who has upstaged someone else.

Derived from the semi famous SR-71 groundspeed check story.
Person 1: I just finished another great medium article. Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Person 2: Boy my op ed was just published in The New York Times.

Person 3: Now that's what I call a ground speed check.
Ground Speed Check by Legnut March 23, 2017

groundcheck 

When one, usually inebriated, falls down on the ground, as if to "check" up on the status of the floor.
"Hey man, how was that groundcheck?"
"It needs mopping"
groundcheck by McCoy3378 February 28, 2008

groundchuck 

noun
1. a small woodland creature which is either of the groundhog or woodchuck family.
2. an alcoholic beverage in shot form with hot sauce and tequilla, the end result is often an upchuck.

verb
1. to screwface or stare awkwardly at.
Did you see that little groundchuck by the river, he just groundchucked me.
groundchuck by TJM123ABC October 2, 2008