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Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day 

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

Ground Chuck 

To fuck a woman from behind as she vomits in the toilet.
Guy 1: "I Gave that bitch the ground chuck"
Guy 2: "Whats That?"
Guy 1: " I Fucked her so hard she puked!"
Ground Chuck by jester22151 May 14, 2009

groundcheck 

When one, usually inebriated, falls down on the ground, as if to "check" up on the status of the floor.
"Hey man, how was that groundcheck?"
"It needs mopping"
groundcheck by McCoy3378 February 28, 2008