groundcheck 

When one, usually inebriated, falls down on the ground, as if to "check" up on the status of the floor.

"Hey man, how was that groundcheck?"
"It needs mopping"

groundcheck by McCoy3378 February 28, 2008

Groundchele 

Defines the most certainly canon relationship between Glee actress, Lea Michele, and Ground, her ever faithful and doting lover.

Groundchele is definitely endgame. Do you think Lea Michele will be alive forever?

Groundchele by Ground's best friend, air July 22, 2012

groundchuck 

noun
1. a small woodland creature which is either of the groundhog or woodchuck family.
2. an alcoholic beverage in shot form with hot sauce and tequilla, the end result is often an upchuck.

verb
1. to screwface or stare awkwardly at.

Did you see that little groundchuck by the river, he just groundchucked me.

groundchuck by TJM123ABC October 2, 2008