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Groud

Groud means “grateful to God for every good thing that’s happening in your life, but totally aware that you could screw it up at any moment because you’re just human" per Kathie Lee Gifford.

From People Magazine August 2017: Kathie Lee Gifford is extremely proud of her two kids, but you won’t ever hear her use that word to tell them so. For PEOPLE’s Celeb Moms Get Real, the Today host explained why she didn’t tell her son Cody, now 27 (daughter Cassidy is 24), that she was proud of him when he received straight As during his first semester at USC film school.

“We don’t say ‘proud’ in our family, we never have,” Gifford says. “Cassidy was still home and she said, ‘Mom, why aren’t you saying something? Aren’t you proud of him?’ And I remember saying, ‘Cass, pride comes before the fall. A good book says that.’ ” “She goes, ‘So Mom, we need a God word for proud,’ ” continues the longtime television personality, 63. “So I thought about it and said, ‘Okay, Cass, let’s make “groud,” meaning “grateful to God for every good thing that’s happening in your life, but totally aware that you could screw it up at any moment because you’re just human.” ‘ ”
It has not been easy, but all the hard work was worth it and I'm groud.
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Holy crap, I woke up this morning and realized how groud I am about my decision.
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groud

Referring to an event, situation, or object that is unsettling or disgusting
That movie scene was absolutely groud.
by yourleftpinkytoe January 3, 2024
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Grod

A cross stitch term popularized during the seventh annual mystery stitch-along created by the operators of the Steotch website, meaning that one's fabric has had a grid applied to it and is ready to stitch a pattern on.
My fabric is grod, motherbitches! Gimme that sweet, sweet pattern drop!
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GRoDT

me:Should I buy more of that FEEC stock?
Geoff: Hopefully. The problem is that FEEC management is totally incompetent. Or at least they seem to be.

me: Hope is good enough for me (putting 500 in tomorrow).....
me: GRoDT
Geoff: For sure.
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groid noise

any variety or varieties of the incessant, unintelligible "music" that is greatly appreciated by the urban population and those desiring to be part of said culture. it can be recognised by it's it's spoken and at times rapid fire delivery vs the conventional singing of the lyrics as seen in most others forms of music. it is performed by both genders. the lyrical content typically consists of objectifying the female gender, copious references to illegal drug use and various methods of getting money, often of the the illegal variety and vulgar sexual content.
Billy: "dude, you hear that new Dr. Dre album? it's dope, man! i been waiting 2 years since his last album!"
Chris: "dude, you know who you're talking to? look at me! i'm powder's cousin. i don't listen to that groid noise". i'm rockin' that new Alan Jackson album. that's the stuff you should be listening to. that guy makes real music and plays an instrument."
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groeder

A huge, paint-peeling, moisturizing, jumbo sized dump. A large, steamy log (shit) of very solid shit.
Skyler took a huge groeder after eating 22 oyster shooters six ears of corn, and a huge plate of greasy refried beans.

Fontana squeezed out a massive 2 foot long groeder, and her boyfriend had to chop it up with a shovel to get it to flush. He also had to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks off the bowl.
by Jrubadub March 3, 2011
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