Groudos 

Groudos is a thing you will find out when it sticks to your shoe while walking on the road like a gum.

Oh shit! I stepped on a Groudos

Groudos by Dr Kiko November 21, 2021

You're turning into a groudon 

The biggest diss ever to sustain. People who have sustained it have been known to develop serious mental disorders like extreme cases of schrizophrenia and tourette syndrome along with Munchausen disease.

Person 1: Call me daddy now!

Person 2: You're turning into a groudon.

You're turning into a groudon by Angelo Yousef November 16, 2011

Groudon 

The most legitimate ground Pokemon of all time. It has an array of different attacks that all rape you. It starts every battle by pissing on the clouds so that the sun shines brightly in the sky. Then it can anally rape any pokemon with a solarbeam without even having to gather sunlight. If that doesn't make the Pokemon faint, Groudon will simply rape the ground with an earthquake, inciting mass chaos and pain within the colon of any nearby Pokemon. In a two vs. two battle, Groudon will rape all of the other participants, including his own partner.
Also used to refer to BAMFs who get action from everyone and their mother, simultaneously.

Did you see that?!! That Groudon just raped his partner with an earthquake!

Wow, did you see that Groudon piss on the clouds? How cool was that?!!

If any of my Pokemon disobey my orders because of my lack of gym badges, I'll just make them fight a Groudon and watch as they get raped.

That guy is such a Groudon. He had sexual relations with both Joe and his mother...at the same time.

Groudon by gdogmanatee October 20, 2009

Grodos 

Used to describe the nastiest things on Earth. Worse than a gaggle of fat chicks having sex with you.

"Ew, that fat chick just smeared sweat all over that window, GRODOS."

Grodos by dntmadda2me October 5, 2011

Primal Groudon 

The Continent Pokemon. It's Fire/Ground-Typing gives it 2 weaknesses , however, it's ability Desolate Land prevents the use of Water-Type moves, it's quad-weakness. It's other weakness is Ground, but it shrugs of any and all attacks targeted towards it.

Overall, it should really be banned from Ubers to AG tier.

Primal Groudon is seriously broken.

Primal Groudon by CamSHIFT76 September 18, 2019

Groudon 

The only dinosaur in the Pokemon World with boobs.

Holy Shit! A Groudon! Fuck this!

Groudon by awesdf34 November 30, 2010

Groudon

When a girl has a remarkable behind. Can also generally mean behind.

(When seeing a girl) holy groudon!

Groudon by Canemagico September 2, 2026