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Grottery 

Storage facility of pornographic material
Brian had recently extended his grottery to 16 TB.
Grottery by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011
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grottles 

the turkey gobbler piece of skin found between the cock shaft and the ball sac
sometimes when i havent washed, my grottles can be very ichy
grottles by lusid February 26, 2009

Grottle your Kronse 

This describes either deliberate or radom accidental injury to the male anatomy.
a) "Oh my God! Did you see that guy just grottle his kronse on that bike? That HAD to hurt!"

b) "I told you if you don't take your hands off of me right now, I am going to grottle your kronse!"
Grottle your Kronse by GorillaEye October 7, 2009
An uncommon mispronounciation of the word "groat", a medieval coin worth four pence.
I'll steal all your pennies and grottles.
Grottle by PenniesAndGrottles December 31, 2022

grattler 

Grattler is a German Term for a person who always scrounges.
Typical grattlers are very unloyal and act like parasites.

As soon as a new (or old) Hurrle enters their lives, they seem to disappear from the scene.

Everybody in Germany knows at least one grattler. They mostly are from GDR and have some mental issues.
A: Can you borrow me 20 Bucks?

B: Sure man, here.
A: I will invite you to Starbucks and we're even
B: Wow, what a Grattler
grattler by Heinman September 27, 2020
Someone sexually unattractive, with dirty toes and orifices, found near the Civic Centre, Dagenham.
One wouldn't want to give the offender the pleasure of being named.
Grotter by Bungle December 2, 2003
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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