grottles

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the turkey gobbler piece of skin found between the cock shaft and the ball sac

sometimes when i havent washed, my grottles can be very ichy

grottles by lusid February 26, 2009

Words you can keep

Grottle your Kronse

This describes either deliberate or radom accidental injury to the male anatomy.

a) "Oh my God! Did you see that guy just grottle his kronse on that bike? That HAD to hurt!"

b) "I told you if you don't take your hands off of me right now, I am going to grottle your kronse!"

Grottle your Kronse by GorillaEye October 7, 2009

Related Words

grottle • Grottesnask • grottler • Grottle your Kronse • Grottoes • Sip Grottle

Grottle

An uncommon mispronounciation of the word "groat", a medieval coin worth four pence.

I'll steal all your pennies and grottles.

Grottle by PenniesAndGrottles December 31, 2022

grottle

A bottle filled with gravel.

I played a grottle in the camp jams at Winfield,KS.

grottle by EmoSmif March 14, 2008

Grottoes

A small town located in Virginia where the lowest trailer trash and wannabe blacks live. Everyone smokes pot and gets drunk every weekend. If you don't hunt, you're considered the lowest of society and you are shunned from their existence. The 'cool' thing for kids to do is to walk to the Food Lion and hang out while they are high off of Febreze. Kids here think they are rich if they have more than $20 and own 1/4 a pound of pot. The cops here are out to get you because there are a total of 16 speeding traps in the city. Mexicans here are considered cool, which is how you know this town is low.

I went to Grottoes last weekend and my butthole still hurts. Not a place you wanna go, man.

Grottoes by MyCityy April 5, 2011

Sip Grottle

n. -1 A game involving a man and a woman in which the man kills the woman and tries to phone her parents using the reanimated corpse of Gunter Rathworscht.
n. -2 A sassy-lass with no vertabrae.

"My friend and I played 'Sip Grottle' til the cows came home. God rest her soul."
"Hey did you see that 'Sip Grottle'?"

Sip Grottle by Ceej and the Strick April 12, 2009

Grottle

An uncommon mispronounciation of "groat", a medieval coin worth four pence.

I'm going to steal all your pennies and grottles.

Grottle by PenniesAndGrottles December 31, 2022

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026