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Sticking your finger up someone's ass while they are still fully clothed
groped by XfarttyX March 18, 2014
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groped into it 

When a female caresses a male's penis in order to get her way.
Male 1: Dude, I thought we were going to chill today
Male 2: I know man but Brittany wanted me to go shopping with her and I was groped into it
groped into it by manipulative September 11, 2011
A huge, paint-peeling, moisturizing, jumbo sized dump. A large, steamy log (shit) of very solid shit.
Skyler took a huge groeder after eating 22 oyster shooters six ears of corn, and a huge plate of greasy refried beans.

Fontana squeezed out a massive 2 foot long groeder, and her boyfriend had to chop it up with a shovel to get it to flush. He also had to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks off the bowl.
groeder by Jrubadub March 3, 2011

Gooped and Gagged 

When a situation is shocking and you are left speechless.

Or

If a situation situation is nasty and you were left disgusted.
Did you hear what Thomas said. I was gooped and gagged.
Gooped and Gagged by Esquared August 17, 2020

Phone Grope 

Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.
Dude, stop that.

What?

Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?
Phone Grope by RogueSun June 1, 2006
Word of the Day on November 10, 2007

Getting Graped Aped 

The act of getting Sexually assaulted in a very violent way; Generally getting a asshole resizing.
Guy: Bro there eating my ass in this game so hard is like I'm getting Graped Aped.
Other guy: Damn man rip to ya.
Getting Graped Aped by killem1191 February 14, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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