When a teenager is feeling gloomy for one reason or another. Can deal with love, homework, or other typical teenage problems, like mood swings in general. Will usually pass in a couple days or less. Sometimes lasts longer, the bigger the issue.

Does not have to do with life-changing problems, like parents divorce, death of family members, etc.

Person 1: I was rejected, and now I am feeling sad. Am I getting depressed, like, seriously?

Person 2: No, you probably just have a case of Teenage Gloomies.

or

Person 1: Urgh, I can't control my feelings anymore! I'm going from sad to happy to sad again in a minute! Am I getting some sort of clinical depression?

Person 2: Nah, you just have a bad case of the Teenage Gloomies. It'll pass.

Teenage Gloomies by pockymousie March 24, 2009

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groomie

A groomie is someone who's been groomed by a Groomer.
usually happens in discord as most of this people have a lot of issues and personal problems seeking validation/attention from older people online.

Hey did you just saw her discord bio? I think she's a groomie, she had someone's discord tag in it.

groomie by _____________________.--.- September 5, 2023

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horrorshow groodies

From the movie "A Clockwork Orange". A pair of very nice,
probably large, firm breasts. The best kind of breasts.

The young devotchka had real horrorshow groodies.

horrorshow groodies by protonman7 October 30, 2011

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