The_Streets's definitions

Loud Money

Fat stacks. Bringing in money in large amounts on the reg. Someone who makes loud money likes to flaunt it. They usually wear expensive clothes, nice jewelry, drive expensive cars and drink fancy craft beers.

I heard Jake’s business took off.

Yeah, didn’t you see his car? He’s making loud money.

by The_Streets September 13, 2020

Adventure Dogs

Adventure dogs are dogs who seem normal to humans but when alone they could be seen going on adventures, solving mysteries and such. The group is usually led by a German Shepard with a poodle love interest. The group quite often contains a surly pit bull and a rambunctious Chiwawa. Cats can often be found trying to foil their plans or impede the progress of their adventure.

Abby: I lost a precious family heirloom last week. My dog went missing a few days then the heirloom somehow returned.

Joe: It’s very possible the heirloom was found by adventure dogs. You have a very special dog there Abby.

by The_Streets September 15, 2020

Mayday Malone

A guy who is ugly AF but still crushes pussy like Ted Danson in Cheers. Sammy “Mayday” Malone

Dan : Look at Mayday Malone over there.

Jon : yeah, she’s a dime but that dude is a dope.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

beat street and onion ave

When someone is left out of an activity.

Sally : Did you get me a ticket for the game?
Dan : Nah, your on beat street and onion ave.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Toilet Cloggers

Super huge tits.

Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Goomies

Another term for Hallucinogenic mushrooms.

Jonny : you were trippin face last night.
Dan : yeah. Fuckin goomies did me in.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Computers

Earbud Headphones.

Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017