When you have a bride and a groomess of the same gender (doesn't matter guy or girl) and all they have to decide is who gets to wear the tux, and who has to have someone on hand to lift up the wedding dress when they have to pee.
Eliana: Did you hear about their wedding? I would love to be the one who gets to wear the tux.
Dani: I know, me too! The groomess totally gets the better end of the deal.
Dani: I know, me too! The groomess totally gets the better end of the deal.
by your real name here June 27, 2011
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Snow skiing and snowboarding trails that have been machined groomed. Also known as corduroy because the snow has the look of a pair of corduroy pants from 1973.
Ski Resorts use snocats to machine groom ski runs. Snocat operators are sometimes referred to as groomers.
Snow skiing and snowboarding trails that have been machined groomed. Also known as corduroy because the snow has the look of a pair of corduroy pants from 1973.
Ski Resorts use snocats to machine groom ski runs. Snocat operators are sometimes referred to as groomers.
by The Snow Prophet May 17, 2010
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Despicable men whom on social media websites such as twitter target attractive women, direct messaging and befriended their target and then proceeding to use various techniques intended to maninpulate the woman into giving the groomer nude photos of herself.
In some circumstances adult grooming is illegal, such as in the case of grooming persons whom are mentally ill or mentally disabled.
In some circumstances adult grooming is illegal, such as in the case of grooming persons whom are mentally ill or mentally disabled.
by AnonDoxy July 9, 2018
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Other kitten: Yeah he was groomed and raped by my master/creator/god/lord/savior cvqi
Other kitten: Yeah he was groomed and raped by my master/creator/god/lord/savior cvqi
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kitten number two: yeah i heard he got raped and groomed by cvqi
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by 99 118 113 105 May 30, 2022
Get the groomersec mug.A conservative slur in which they use (instrumentally) "The FEAR of child molestation" to persecute their ideological enemies.
Hym "Conservatives like to use the fear of child molestation instrumentally to slander their ideological enemies as 'Groomers.' The implication is that their ideological enemies are 'Pedophile-adjacent' and the accusation is used to persecute and/or control them oppressively. They also relentlessly mock the WOMEN (which is a big no-no for Good men according to Dr Jordan Peterson). By DR-er DISGRACED DR. JORDAN BEELZEBUB PETERSON'S OWN LOGIC conservatives are tyrants who use fear to get what they want and are, therefore, little men who are not right for the job! Which means you should not EVER give them any political power. Because they are tyrants who use fear! The fear of child molestation. By Jordan Peterson's own logic! Hey, Jordan... What's the name of Batman's son? What's the name of the new Robin? And what's MY name? What do people call me? Remember what I said? What do people call me?"
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
Get the Groomers mug.A groomersexual is a type of skier for whom precisely carving a well-groomed piste is their raison d'etre. Skiers that exhibit the groomersexual orientation tend to be Europeans from the Alps (France, Switzerland, Italy, and Austria) who attended ski school from a young age, and continued to receive skiing lessons well into early adulthood. While groomersexuals are phenomenal skiers on a well-groomed piste, their ability to ski powder, trees, steeps, sastrugi or other variable conditions, and off-piste/backcountry is all but completely absent.
In Europe the groomersexual lifestyle is an accepted, albeit largely unperceived, part of the ski culture. Outside of Europe the groomersexual stands out like a sore thumb. Skiing powder, steeps, trees, and off-piste are very popular in North America, particularly western North America. As a result, groomersexuals that move to North America often struggle adapting to the ski culture. In North America, groomersexuals are known for complaining about the lack of formal ski instruction received by American and Canadian skiers.
In Europe the groomersexual lifestyle is an accepted, albeit largely unperceived, part of the ski culture. Outside of Europe the groomersexual stands out like a sore thumb. Skiing powder, steeps, trees, and off-piste are very popular in North America, particularly western North America. As a result, groomersexuals that move to North America often struggle adapting to the ski culture. In North America, groomersexuals are known for complaining about the lack of formal ski instruction received by American and Canadian skiers.
Skier 1: Dude! Summit is going to get 11” overnight. Tomorrow is going to be sick! I’ll be heading up super early if you, and any friends want to join.
Skier 2: Hell yeah! I’m down!
Skier 1: So, just you? What about your new ski friend? That guy from Europe. Pierre?
Skier 2: I already asked him, and he said he was going to wait a few days for the post storm grooming.
Skier 1: Seriously?!?
Skier 2: Yup! Pierre is a groomersexual.
Skier 2: Hell yeah! I’m down!
Skier 1: So, just you? What about your new ski friend? That guy from Europe. Pierre?
Skier 2: I already asked him, and he said he was going to wait a few days for the post storm grooming.
Skier 1: Seriously?!?
Skier 2: Yup! Pierre is a groomersexual.
by Helluva Engineer March 3, 2024
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