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What happens when you accidentally sneeze out of your mouth

*Beverly Sneezes*

*Wholy shite Bev you just granolied!
*Bev*: Tf did u just say to me
*Richie*: Gronoli it means when you sneeze out of your mouth
*Bev*: Tf is wrong with you

gronoli by Go.away.deven September 18, 2022

Words you can keep

gronola gal

A smart, down to earth, outdoorsy women that takes care of her body and isn't into material goods. Kind, Considerate, friendly, and individualistic women that volunteers and cares about the environment. Tends not to care for drama either. There is a posiblity she eats granola but not a requirement.

I am tired of the shopaholics and want to meet a nice gronola gal.

gronola gal by mountain man1 August 4, 2009

Related Words

gronoli • groolin • goonoligist • granolier than thou • grondling • gronglious • gronola gal • gronowitz • grooli • Groolicious

granolier than thou

the attitude of someone who lives, eats and dresses healthier than yours truly, and doesn't let you forget it

I wanted to go to that new vegetaian restaurant, but I can't stand those irritating patchouli smelling granolier than thou hippie freaks. Let's get a burger.

granolier than thou by pitou January 19, 2008

grooli

A name to call someone who is a cuck with ginger hair

“Oh hey Andrew or should I say grooli”

grooli by Mr56 August 21, 2023

gronowitz

one who cannot help himself but to constantly work and study for upcoming (as well as nonexistant) tests, especially as a hobby

-Hey , I'm so glad its the weekend, because now i can rest and chill.
-What are you talking about? There are 3 tests coming up that I need to study for!
-Uch, you're such a gronowitz!

gronowitz by xyxyxyxy123 January 12, 2010

Oranje Gronoirre

This phrase describes a woman in her 40s who refuses to accept middle age gracefully.

"Oranje Gronoirre" comes from "Orange Granny". Orange because she bathes in fake tan. Granny because of her age. The pseudo-French pronunciation adds intrigue to the phrase.

Look at that Oranje Gronoirre flirting with that chav!

Oranje Gronoirre by Jimbo B December 24, 2007

grondling

v. to fondle someone's genitals

I was caught grondling Justin Timberlake last night.

grondling by c. corr October 4, 2005

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026