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What happens when you accidentally sneeze out of your mouth

*Beverly Sneezes*

*Wholy shite Bev you just granolied!
*Bev*: Tf did u just say to me
*Richie*: Gronoli it means when you sneeze out of your mouth
*Bev*: Tf is wrong with you

gronoli by Go.away.deven September 18, 2022

Words you can keep

gronola gal

A smart, down to earth, outdoorsy women that takes care of her body and isn't into material goods. Kind, Considerate, friendly, and individualistic women that volunteers and cares about the environment. Tends not to care for drama either. There is a posiblity she eats granola but not a requirement.

I am tired of the shopaholics and want to meet a nice gronola gal.

gronola gal by mountain man1 August 4, 2009

Related Words

gronoli • groolin • goonoligist • granolier than thou • grondling • gronglious • gronola gal • gronowitz • grooli • Groolicious

granolier than thou

the attitude of someone who lives, eats and dresses healthier than yours truly, and doesn't let you forget it

I wanted to go to that new vegetaian restaurant, but I can't stand those irritating patchouli smelling granolier than thou hippie freaks. Let's get a burger.

granolier than thou by pitou January 19, 2008

grooli

A name to call someone who is a cuck with ginger hair

“Oh hey Andrew or should I say grooli”

grooli by Mr56 August 21, 2023

gronowitz

one who cannot help himself but to constantly work and study for upcoming (as well as nonexistant) tests, especially as a hobby

-Hey , I'm so glad its the weekend, because now i can rest and chill.
-What are you talking about? There are 3 tests coming up that I need to study for!
-Uch, you're such a gronowitz!

gronowitz by xyxyxyxy123 January 12, 2010

Oranje Gronoirre

This phrase describes a woman in her 40s who refuses to accept middle age gracefully.

"Oranje Gronoirre" comes from "Orange Granny". Orange because she bathes in fake tan. Granny because of her age. The pseudo-French pronunciation adds intrigue to the phrase.

Look at that Oranje Gronoirre flirting with that chav!

Oranje Gronoirre by Jimbo B December 24, 2007

grondling

v. to fondle someone's genitals

I was caught grondling Justin Timberlake last night.

grondling by c. corr October 4, 2005

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026