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gronola gal 

A smart, down to earth, outdoorsy women that takes care of her body and isn't into material goods. Kind, Considerate, friendly, and individualistic women that volunteers and cares about the environment. Tends not to care for drama either. There is a posiblity she eats granola but not a requirement.
I am tired of the shopaholics and want to meet a nice gronola gal.
gronola gal by mountain man1 August 4, 2009

granolier than thou 

the attitude of someone who lives, eats and dresses healthier than yours truly, and doesn't let you forget it
I wanted to go to that new vegetaian restaurant, but I can't stand those irritating patchouli smelling granolier than thou hippie freaks. Let's get a burger.
granolier than thou by pitou January 19, 2008
A name to call someone who is a cuck with ginger hair
Oh hey Andrew or should I say grooli”
grooli by Mr56 August 21, 2023

gronowitz 

one who cannot help himself but to constantly work and study for upcoming (as well as nonexistant) tests, especially as a hobby
-Hey , I'm so glad its the weekend, because now i can rest and chill.
-What are you talking about? There are 3 tests coming up that I need to study for!
-Uch, you're such a gronowitz!
gronowitz by xyxyxyxy123 January 12, 2010

Oranje Gronoirre 

This phrase describes a woman in her 40s who refuses to accept middle age gracefully.

"Oranje Gronoirre" comes from "Orange Granny". Orange because she bathes in fake tan. Granny because of her age. The pseudo-French pronunciation adds intrigue to the phrase.
Look at that Oranje Gronoirre flirting with that chav!
Oranje Gronoirre by Jimbo B December 24, 2007
I was caught grondling Justin Timberlake last night.
grondling by c. corr October 4, 2005