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Grombie: an unidentified grainy deposit that mysteriously appears on a glass of water left overnight on a bedside table.
Plural, Grombies
Why is my glass covered in grombies? What are those Grombies? Please someone tell me why an untouched glass will accumulate mysterious Grombies overnight?
grombie by Jimbob_moriarty September 25, 2013
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Dirtball, homeless person, food stamps, welfare, sleezbag, dicklicker, scurvball, piece of shit, ottumwa resident
Only a grombie would steal cigarettes.
Grombie by bigballer52 December 1, 2010
Related Words
Grombie • Gombie • Gromble • Goombie • grombler • Gromie • grommie • Gnombie • Gombies • Grobie
A friend and fellow cannabis grower. ;
A homie whom grows cannabis.

Picked this word up from a GROmie...
How is the new strain GROmie?
GROmie by PurpleIndoorTomatoes September 6, 2018
A variation on 'grom' or 'grommet.' A nickname for a young, talented, action sports athlete. Grommie usually applies only to riders under age 15 years. Most often used in skateboarding, snowboarding, and surfing, but is quickly gaining popularity in motocross, wakeboarding, and freestyle bmx.
Did you see that grommie hit the 100' step-up? So sick.
grommie by GrommieMommie September 1, 2005
The evil, drunk version of a typically large headed, full sideburned man. Usually in the "Goombie" form the inebriated victim is compelled to wear a paper bag mask and parade around wildly.

-Also, when in the "Goombie" state, the subject tries to act overly cool in texts to friends but truly comes off as a complete tool.
He was such a Goombie last night.
Hey who was that Goombie at the party?
Goombie by paranormal fan November 1, 2009

gromblee 

One who receives the feces in the act of grombling.
I love to gromble, but only if I am not the gromblee. That's disgusting. See gromble.
gromblee by Fat Fuck Frank April 8, 2007
In the act of grombling, the one who transfers the feces.
I love to gromble, but only if I can be the grombler.
grombler by Fat Fuck Frank April 8, 2007
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