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A person that is like a good friend but is short. Sometimes wears a sweatshirt that has a pointy hood.
"What's up my gnomie?!
gnomie by Spartan14 March 27, 2009
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The evil, drunk version of a typically large headed, full sideburned man. Usually in the "Goombie" form the inebriated victim is compelled to wear a paper bag mask and parade around wildly.

-Also, when in the "Goombie" state, the subject tries to act overly cool in texts to friends but truly comes off as a complete tool.
He was such a Goombie last night.
Hey who was that Goombie at the party?
Goombie by paranormal fan November 1, 2009
The name for hipsters who wear beanies that somehow levitate above their heads.
At a gig:

'Fuck. I can barely see the band over the heads of all the gnomies in the crowd.'
Gnomies by Kiz... August 4, 2014
Grombie: an unidentified grainy deposit that mysteriously appears on a glass of water left overnight on a bedside table.
Plural, Grombies
Why is my glass covered in grombies? What are those Grombies? Please someone tell me why an untouched glass will accumulate mysterious Grombies overnight?
grombie by Jimbob_moriarty September 25, 2013
The best kind of friend because they know you are completely insane for believing in garden gnomes, but loves you anyway. Oh, and they believe too.
random person:What would you call the best people you now?
The answer:My Gnomies
Gnomies by GnomeLover December 2, 2010
A Pokemon Go player who is oblivious to where they are going: a "Go Zombie".
That Gombie just got run over by a truck.
Gombie by OriginalGriff August 11, 2016
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