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to groke 

To stare at someone while he is eating, hoping to get his food
My cat used to groke at my every meal.
to groke by MamsellDee May 5, 2016
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Growel is a word used randomly to confuse someone via message or in person. It has no proper definition it’s just a random with no meaning that confuses people.
Sean: we should sort a session for next week.
Conor: ye lad 100%
Ryan: Growel
Sean: What ?
Conor: Wtf does that mean
Growel by Hello There 66 February 14, 2019

grovelling 

something that is done when someone under control steps out of line and has to beg for forgiveness, usually has to apologise profusely while kneeling down and kissing the feet of their owner until they've seen enough to forgive them. This is another way of seeing how dedicated one is to their new position to serve their goddess.
I want to see my bitch grovelling at my feet for hours until i think he knows what his done wrong
grovelling by Hecticmanetic March 2, 2015
Someone who stares at you while you are eating, in hopes that you will share your meal.
Greg, stop being a Groke! Get your own grub!
Groke by HollywoodNY January 19, 2018

grovel rash 

A disease resulting from suckholing to the boss.
Man hes got a good case of grovel rash.

No chance of a bonus this year.
grovel rash by kennyrg February 16, 2010

groveland, fl 

Hick town. While driving through Groveland you will most likely see your grandmother doing your cousin on a couch on the back of some guys truck.
jim bob- " dang man did'ya see grammy smashin birtha on the back of that suped up chevy?!?!" billy bob- "yaa that was hot." jim bob- " i sure do love groveland, fl"
groveland, fl by smelly toad March 27, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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