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The violent noises of digestion attempts right before you piss out your ass.
"Dude, did you hear that groel? I'm going to be a while, don't bother to pause the movie."
groel by incognito August 12, 2004
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To grow steadily and predictably, but still managing to get out of hand and unmanageable.
You know... I know she's my step sister, but the feelings I felt were groeling and sooner or later...
Groel by Dude with Coffee October 24, 2008
Grobled (verb)
/'gro•bōld/

The act of getting your grade dunked on due to the pettiest and most insignificant details by a pompous and unlikeable man known as Mr. (not Dr.) Grobler.
Student 1: "How did the PDR go yesterday?"
Student 2: "Man, we got absolutely Grobled."
Grobled by Capstoner55 November 29, 2022
A huge, paint-peeling, moisturizing, jumbo sized dump. A large, steamy log (shit) of very solid shit.
Skyler took a huge groeder after eating 22 oyster shooters six ears of corn, and a huge plate of greasy refried beans.

Fontana squeezed out a massive 2 foot long groeder, and her boyfriend had to chop it up with a shovel to get it to flush. He also had to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks off the bowl.
groeder by Jrubadub March 3, 2011

Grohlism 

The religion which follows lead singer of The Foo Fighters and former drummer of Nirvana "Dave Grohl"
Pat: "Do you follow Christianity?"
Chris: "No, I follow Grohlism"
Grohlism by foo fan December 18, 2011

grœãër 

The sound yoda makes when he dies in Lego Starwars - The Complete Saga. Whoever played this game has definitely jumped off the map with yoda, just to hear his death sound. The funniest sound to ever exist
1) Dude, dont you just love it when yoda "grœãërs."
2) Man, obi wan and qui gon have got the little oofs but yoda got the "grœãër" from the depths of an eternal hell in Lego Star Wars!
grœãër by firefloyd27 March 22, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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