Groel

A stinky, sunflower seed-filled dookie that comes out feeling like you're passing a pinecone (against the grain) with needles stuck in it.

Check out the groel I left in your toilet. (Sorry about the blood.)

by Stizzle Pavizzle September 30, 2003

groel

The violent noises of digestion attempts right before you piss out your ass.

"Dude, did you hear that groel? I'm going to be a while, don't bother to pause the movie."

by incognito August 12, 2004

Groel

To grow steadily and predictably, but still managing to get out of hand and unmanageable.

You know... I know she's my step sister, but the feelings I felt were groeling and sooner or later...

by Dude with Coffee October 24, 2008

Grobled

Grobled (verb)
/'gro•bōld/

The act of getting your grade dunked on due to the pettiest and most insignificant details by a pompous and unlikeable man known as Mr. (not Dr.) Grobler.

Student 1: "How did the PDR go yesterday?"
Student 2: "Man, we got absolutely Grobled."

by Capstoner55 November 29, 2022

groeder

A huge, paint-peeling, moisturizing, jumbo sized dump. A large, steamy log (shit) of very solid shit.

Skyler took a huge groeder after eating 22 oyster shooters six ears of corn, and a huge plate of greasy refried beans.

Fontana squeezed out a massive 2 foot long groeder, and her boyfriend had to chop it up with a shovel to get it to flush. He also had to use oven cleaner to get the skid marks off the bowl.

by Jrubadub March 3, 2011

Grohlism

The religion which follows lead singer of The Foo Fighters and former drummer of Nirvana "Dave Grohl"

Pat: "Do you follow Christianity?"
Chris: "No, I follow Grohlism"

by foo fan December 18, 2011

grœãër

The sound yoda makes when he dies in Lego Starwars - The Complete Saga. Whoever played this game has definitely jumped off the map with yoda, just to hear his death sound. The funniest sound to ever exist

1) Dude, dont you just love it when yoda "grœãërs."
2) Man, obi wan and qui gon have got the little oofs but yoda got the "grœãër" from the depths of an eternal hell in Lego Star Wars!

by firefloyd27 March 22, 2019