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The act of persuading someone to ask you a question.
If one of your friends, posts on facebook "Omg, soooo excited!!! <3 <3 " Then they, are being a groffer.
Groffer by b-costello December 13, 2010
an extra fantastic cup of coffee
- courtesy of orb
"vil du have en kop gorffee?"
"tja."

Groffenjobbletimtibblydoodlefooblegits 

1. An exclamation for when you see a gross thing.

2. A race of aliens from the planet Globbetygibbit
1. Groffenjobbletimtibblydoodlefooblegits!

2. He looks like a Groffenjobbletimtibblydoodlefooblegits.

graffeeti 

Assorted bu**s**t-"artwork" dat you create by splashing/spraying paint on da ground, walking through it, and then stompin' around to make messy smudges all over da place.
After a few of da neighborhood kids had helped me pour da foundation for my garden-shed, I naively agreed dat they could put their hand-and-foot-prints in it, but then they called their friends over, and they ended up stamping and tramping all over da wet cement and creating wide-spread graffeeti!
graffeeti by QuacksO February 17, 2025