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Derived from 'growth'. To be permanently attached (mentally and spiritually) to someone you love whether you like it or not. One person only has one grofer.
I love you so much grofer. Thanks for bein my grofer, I couldn't live without you.
grofer by Nikoll October 3, 2006
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Grofessional 

Adjective

1. Someone who is paid to grow cannabis professionally.
2. Referred to as “master grower” from 1995-2020 that claims to be adept at all fields of growing and all styles, respectively,having extensive knowledge of soil science, plant biology, pest management.
“Even though he graduated from oaksterdam he isn’t quite a grofessional”

grofession 

gro·fes·sion
/groˈfeSHən/
noun
1. an act of declaring that one has a master grower of cannabis as a paid occupation, one involving prolonged training and a formal qualifications.
"He graduated from oaksterdam this is chads chosen grofession”
grofession by Master Growers Master October 13, 2020
The act of persuading someone to ask you a question.
If one of your friends, posts on facebook "Omg, soooo excited!!! <3 <3 " Then they, are being a groffer.
Groffer by b-costello December 13, 2010
Gravy and Coffee mixed, with a hint of pepper.
groffee by 543ddd July 19, 2017
A synonym for gross and disgusting but with an added flair that emphasizes the ewness to a particular subject.

Also may be refered to a person who is less than attractive.
"Ewww... spiders are grodee."

"That chick is grodee and stinky."
grodee by FFT June 11, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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