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graffeeti 

Assorted bu**s**t-"artwork" dat you create by splashing/spraying paint on da ground, walking through it, and then stompin' around to make messy smudges all over da place.
After a few of da neighborhood kids had helped me pour da foundation for my garden-shed, I naively agreed dat they could put their hand-and-foot-prints in it, but then they called their friends over, and they ended up stamping and tramping all over da wet cement and creating wide-spread graffeeti!
graffeeti by QuacksO February 17, 2025
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Graffiti-Run 

One of the many sports that is a branch of Darkour.

Involves one or more person(s) equipped with either spray paint or marker and tags as many things as possible in as little time as possible.

Extra points for tagging places high up and hard to reach.
"I tagged Peter's garage while on a graffiti-run."
Graffiti-Run by Shadeuxxx March 5, 2010

Cyber Graffiti 

Posts on message boards are just cyber graffiti, which eventually just slide off the bottom of the page.
Cyber Graffiti by Doghouse Riley December 20, 2009

Physical Graffiti 

Led Zeppelin's sixth and best album. Released in 1975, the double album shows the world's greatest band at the top of its form. In a word, perfection.
IV may have Stairway, but Physical Graffiti reaches new heights of musical greatness.
Physical Graffiti by Napster May 30, 2006

God's Graffiti 

A person who sports a lush, luxurious coat of body hair, generally located, but not limited to, the chest region, and sprouting haphazardly over other areas of the body, sometimes in tufts or single follicle sprigs.
"Ewww, Dan's body hair is matted and gross! Body hair is so 80's!"

"No way, Marie! Body hair is God's graffiti!"
God's Graffiti by Yo!Marie! March 3, 2012

grocery graffiti 

when one takes a dump and leaves some poop smears in the toilet after the poop has been flushed.
man that load was sick, it left a ton of grocery graffiti
grocery graffiti by LJF December 28, 2007

conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall
I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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