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a gritzy is a glizzy that is edible. It takes on a shape of anything food like.
Damn did you see that gritzy? Im gonna gobble it whole
gritzy by CliffordGlizzy69 February 8, 2021
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An older individual, usually male, who preys on significantly younger girls or boys, often disguising manipulation as charm or mentorship. Gritzies tend to lurk around social scenes popular with teens and early twenty-somethings, using age and experience to exert subtle control.
My teacher is being a bit gritzy on Stephanie—always giving her extra attention and weird compliments. He's a total gritzer.
Gritzy by HulkMorgan May 24, 2025
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Gritz means that you are lame or your boring Gritz was created by Zoe’s.
Gritz can be use like this: jit you gritz or man this party gritz asf
Gritz by nlmb.p0p October 30, 2020

mmmmm GRIZZY 

A phrase commonly used by the youtubers Soup, McNasty, The doo, and Blarg when referring to their friending grizzy
mmmmm GRIZZY by Pubsy__ April 5, 2021

Jot Gritty 

Similar to Minosyndrome and or the opposite of Ahmedonome, Jot Gritty is to either go fishing or to want to fart on an infant child.
Let's go jot gritty in Doki-Doki.

I really want to jot gritty on Susan's child.
Jot Gritty by Dukey A.A February 19, 2023
“Gritz” is a slang word for a nigga that has done some foul shit.
Bashi u gritz bro you shouldn’t have talked about dylan’s flat top
Gritz by gookavilleshit August 20, 2021

Gritty Uncle 

The process of masturbating with sand in your hands.
1) Tom Hanks in Cast Away had to give himself Gritty Uncles for 4 years because of his loneliness. It was not pleasant.
Gritty Uncle by dcruzado January 25, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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