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An older individual, usually male, who preys on significantly younger girls or boys, often disguising manipulation as charm or mentorship. Gritzies tend to lurk around social scenes popular with teens and early twenty-somethings, using age and experience to exert subtle control.
My teacher is being a bit gritzy on Stephanie—always giving her extra attention and weird compliments. He's a total gritzer.
Gritzy by HulkMorgan May 24, 2025
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gritzy • gritty • gritz • grizzy • glitzy • Grifzy • GrittyKitty • gitzy • Gitzyle • glitzy glam
Gritz means that you are lame or your boring Gritz was created by Zoe’s.
Gritz can be use like this: jit you gritz or man this party gritz asf
Gritz by nlmb.p0p October 30, 2020

mmmmm GRIZZY 

A phrase commonly used by the youtubers Soup, McNasty, The doo, and Blarg when referring to their friending grizzy
mmmmm GRIZZY by Pubsy__ April 5, 2021

Jot Gritty 

Similar to Minosyndrome and or the opposite of Ahmedonome, Jot Gritty is to either go fishing or to want to fart on an infant child.
Let's go jot gritty in Doki-Doki.

I really want to jot gritty on Susan's child.
Jot Gritty by Dukey A.A February 19, 2023
“Gritz” is a slang word for a nigga that has done some foul shit.
Bashi u gritz bro you shouldn’t have talked about dylan’s flat top
Gritz by gookavilleshit August 20, 2021

Gritty Uncle 

The process of masturbating with sand in your hands.
1) Tom Hanks in Cast Away had to give himself Gritty Uncles for 4 years because of his loneliness. It was not pleasant.
Gritty Uncle by dcruzado January 25, 2011
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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