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Tom Griswold
Tom Griswold won't go to a gas station if there is a fuel tanker there and when he is in a hotel he puts the TV remote in a ziplock bag to protect himself from germs, but he is a very funny guy.
Tom Griswold by Michael_Hunt June 28, 2008
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Grinalds
1. An amazing athelete who excels at sports. Notable Grinalds': Andrew Grinalds and Lucy Grinalds.
2. To totally mess something up beyond repair.
2. To totally mess something up beyond repair.
1. Dayum that Michael Phelps is such a Grinalds.
2. I can believe she called the cops! She totally Grinaldsed it up.
or
He just got us all expelled. What a Grinalds.
2. I can believe she called the cops! She totally Grinaldsed it up.
or
He just got us all expelled. What a Grinalds.
Dirty Griswold
When a girl is riding/fucking her boyfriend on the couch while they watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and her dog starts to lick her ass.
Dirty Griswold by DirdieBirdie December 6, 2016
Griswold High School
Griswold High School by Walter Branson ;) May 6, 2019
Grizwald
Grizwald by JustTayland December 6, 2021
Clark Griswold
Taken from the National Lampoon Christmas Vacation movie.
(Noun) - Someone who gets possessed by the Christmas Spirit and enjoys it a little too much
(Verb) - its the act of getting way too into Christmas, including decorating your house in an obscenely obnoxious way or traveling out to the middle of no-where to cut down an oversized Christmas tree.
(Noun) - Someone who gets possessed by the Christmas Spirit and enjoys it a little too much
(Verb) - its the act of getting way too into Christmas, including decorating your house in an obscenely obnoxious way or traveling out to the middle of no-where to cut down an oversized Christmas tree.
Clark Griswold by mildmanneredclarkkent December 1, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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